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There are some times...albeit very few IMO...where the beauty overpowers the cold!!!  :blush:



Here is some more random "Eye Candy for the Soul"!!!  :peace: 













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Got my gun permit yesterday, then went over to the local gun shop to get a small 9mm for home protection.

When I was ready to pay by credit card for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.


I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.  


They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.  :blush:   :rolleyes: 

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I don't know what this means but I took it as a challenge!



There once was a mod named Texas Granny    :rocking-chair:

Whose nose for BS was uncanny   <_<

She shoots from the hip   :cowboy2:

She don't take no lip   :rulez:

And she loves to kick liberal fanny   :butt-kicking:



XO TG... thanks for all you do!  ;)



WHN, very classy and so true. Thanks also TG for your service as a Mod.

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  I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
   I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. (well almost)
   I don’t have to go to school or work.
   I get an allowance (pensions).
   I have my own pad.
   I don’t have a curfew.
   I have a driver’s licence and my own car.
   I have ID that gets me into bars and the Beer Store.
   The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.
   And I don’t have acne.
   Life is great.


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I'm trying not to take this personally   :eyebrows:


FYI Mark... No medication cures this...




Clearly my mother left me unattended long enough for me to struggle myself to sleep.  She then left me like that to get the camera.  And if I know her... she had to go back for a flashbulb!  I'm still waiting for an apology.  Hope that explains everything!   ;)


There once was a moderator named Mark

Whose bite was as good as his bark

Hildabeast's boobs came between us

He won't let me say pen*s

On posts that I make on a lark   


That wrote itself really!   Markinsa, I'm just a little bit sorry... as always   :wub:
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