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I'm not suggesting us guys are shallow minded at all, but............
 

Vote Trump? ..........  I'm just pointing out a  good reason  to think before you vote.

Need a reason to vote for Trump?

Here's a real good one. 

 This woman could be the First Lady...  

 

Breast+Cancer+Research+Foundation+Annual

 

That may be a good reason!

 

It would sure be a positive change.

 

From This.????????

 

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Or imagine looking at this for 4, or possibly more, years.

 

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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and

asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

 

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of

the property with a stream running by."

 

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

 

"It is made of concrete, brick, and mortar," she responded.

  

"I mean," he continued, "what are your relations like?"

  

"I have  an aunt and uncle living here in town, as well as my

husband's parents."

  

The judge took a deep breath and asked, "Do you have a real grudge?"

  

"No," she replied, "we have a two-car carport and have never really

needed one."

  

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

 

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily

like the music, but we can't seem to do anything about it."

 

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

  

"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I

do."

 

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a

divorce?

 

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a

divorce, my husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."

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This about sums up the weather we have had lately!!!   :unsure: 

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...and now we have a hurricane bearing down on us that could dump an additional 6-8" more H2O.  But today is the first day in a while we have had a brief break and the sun came out...almost forgot what it looks like...so guess what I'm doing?  Yup...mowing the very tall wet grass before the next deluge!!!  :rolleyes:

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Here we go with more inland rain jokes...though Hurricanes are no laughing matter!  :blush: 

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A picture of Snows birthday cake leaked to the media....seems legit!!!  :rolleyes:  ;) 

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I love the cat couch......and rod..have you thought about getting a goat???

 

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an the cat in the mirror..looks just like my spaz....he was the best kitty EVER...ty

That would seem like a good choice Snow...until I realized they would everything else in their path as well!!!  :blink: 

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Makes me think back to the Tulsa state fair one year...they had goat mountain...all it was was a huge pile of tires and a bunch of goats...we sat there for hours and watched the goats....man they are funny creatures....then my warped husband said it would be funnier if they were fainting goats...oh man he wants to do that so bad someday....a ring of fainting goats and charge for people to make them faint...so frickin funny!!!!!!!!!!




before I get yelled at this is not painful or hurts the goat in any way.

 

I think ya'll know me better than that....I would never hurt an animal in any way shape or form....clowns on the other hand...that is a different story  :eyebrows:

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OMG my New Labrador LOVES ice cubes...she can hear the ice maker being used all the way across the back yard and run full force into the kitchen...make a slide into the fridgerator and look at you like please please please please PLEASE!

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