Silly Smiles

[Muleslayer]

The Past, The Present, & The Future walk into a bar. They were tense.

[Muleslayer]

Thought for the day:

do gun manuals have a trouble shooting chapter?

[Muleslayer]

Me: hey Siri, surely it’s not gonna rain today?
Siri: yes it is and please don’t call me Shirley . 
Must have left phone in Airplane mode.

[429]

9 hours ago, Muleslayer said:

Me: hey Siri, surely it’s not gonna rain today?
Siri: yes it is and please don’t call me Shirley . 
Must have left phone in Airplane mode.

What's the vector, Victor?

Huh?

 

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

 

It was a bad week to quit sniffing glue.

[moose 57]

 

h.a.n.d.

[Synopsis]

41 minutes ago, moose 57 said:

 

h.a.n.d.

 

Yer right, Moose 57! How much more Redneck can You get when this is supposed to be a Reindeer with a Red Neck, er, well, I mean, I should say, Red Nose!!!

 

              

[nstoolman1]

News of the day

The Flat Earth Society announced today that it has members all over the globe.

 

 

 

 

God promised man he would find good, obedient wives in all corners of the world--then he made the world round!

Edited January 6, 2018 by nstoolman1

[Synopsis]

1 hour ago, nstoolman1 said:

News of the day

The Flat Earth Society announced today that it has members all over the globe.

God promised man he would find good, obedient wives in all corners of the world--then he made the world round!

 

Oh, Oh, NStoolMan1! Are You suggesting the world is bipolar???!!!

 

              

 

Say It Isn't So!!!

 

                 

[nstoolman1]

Why yes.... I guess I am.  

[moose 57]

 

h.a.n.d.

[Markinsa]

[moose 57]

 

h.a.n.d.

[moose 57]

 

h.a.n.d.

[RodandStaff]

20 minutes ago, moose 57 said:

 

h.a.n.d.

[Muleslayer]

[RodandStaff]

I'm purposely not up on "Main Stream Media" lies... but if this is who they plan on being their next Presidential candidate I already "out" thank you very much! 

[RodandStaff]

[RodandStaff]

True Dat!!! 

[RodandStaff]

[RodandStaff]

[RodandStaff]

Ever have one of those days? 

[RodandStaff]

Just Sayin'!!!  

[RodandStaff]

I know right! 

[RodandStaff]

Ugg! 

[nstoolman1]

37 minutes ago, RodandStaff said:

Ugg! 

C

 

Small children at Chrismas and birthdays are the same. They just play with the box.