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Everyone.......please be careful..............

 

Spring time is around the corner. Mama rattlers will be emerging with newly hatched young.

They seek warm sunshine to lay in and nurse their young. Watch your dogs and children.

They become aggressive and will chase you.

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That is a fake.  I do take your warning very seriously though. 

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only in Oklahoma

 

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My older brother years back worked at the Reptile Gardens in Rapid City, SD...the largest reptile gardens in the world. He had lots and lots of stories to tell...many close calls...but one story stands out. One young man working there saw two beautiful girls while he was demonstrating in the rattlesnake pit...and he wanted to "impress" them. They would usually take an old felt hat off their head and wave it at the snake and let the snake strike it. He decided to be "brave" and leave the hat on his head and shake his head back and forth. The snake struck alright but instead of hitting the hat on his head it hit the bridge of his nose instead! Fortunately their isn't a whole lot of flesh on the boney part of your nose so other than looking like an idiot no damage was done. Then the young fella switched to the alligator demonstration area...and the same pretty girls walked by. So he got the bright idea instead of just opening the alligators mouth to show the crowd it's teeth he would stick is head inside its mouth to "impress" the ladies...oh he got their attention all right...as well as the alligators! His fingers sloped under the powerful jaws and he was left with teeth marks on both side of his head for his last day of work!!!

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Let’s Play “What Happens Next?”

 

 

 

A police officer flags down a motorist that is driving with one headlight out.

Seconds later:

 

A: A Power transformer falls on his police car, lighting up the highway like the sun.

 

B: The headlight goes back on at the same exact time his police car goes dead.

 

C: A Meteorite hits the highway.

 

D: The cop discovers that it’s his wife in the car with another man.

 

E: A pack of wolves run by, forcing the cop to jump into the citizen’s car.

 

F: The driver is 7 years-old.

 

G: It’s his own car, driven by his son.

 

H: A car goes by and shoots out the police car with an automatic weapon.

 

I: The driver gets out and jumps off the bridge.

 

J: A sinkhole spontaneously develops a few hundred yards in front of where the car was pulled over.

 

See what happens HERE

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Ouch!!!  :blink:

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And you thought you lived in a "bad neighborhood"!!!  :unsure: 

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Not a big fan of this show...but this does hit my funny bone!!!  :blush: 

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Not tryin' to offend...but that's funny right there!!  :rolleyes:

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Cisole's ancestors take flight!!!  :cisole:

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Yes...I'm a "Resonable Adult"!!!  :eyebrows: 

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