FlyHi Posted August 6, 2015 Report Share The Way Women Think Husband's Text Message to wife: Honey, I got hit by a car outside the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital. Doctors presently doing tests and taking X-rays. Severe blow to my head but not likely to have any lasting effects. Wound required 19 stitches. I have three broken ribs, a broken arm and compound fracture in the left leg. Amputation of the right foot is a possibility. Love you... Wife's Response: Who is Paula? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted August 6, 2015 Author Report Share Hwy 40 between Ashville, NC and the TN border has been **** down twice for rock slides in the 17yrs. I have lived in NC! One of them was so severe that it took a year and a half to open it up! The "short cut" to get thru the mountains was straight thru The Smokey Mnt. National Park! Anybody familiar with that route knows there is no "short cuts" they the mountains! We will be driving that highway in two weeks....oldest is getting married in Wilmington NC SOOOOOO who IS Paula?????!!??! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
429 Posted August 6, 2015 Report Share "Thru the mountains" is what I meant to say...dang spell check!!! ;o) Just drove through there a couple of weeks ago. There's one area where they're clearing rock on the Westbound side and they have the "Jersey Barriers" up with no shoulders but on the way west things moved well. Eastbound 5 days later was an absolute mess all the way to I 26 - don't know why. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RodandStaff Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share We will be driving that highway in two weeks....oldest is getting married in Wilmington NCSOOOOOO who IS Paula?????!!??! Congrats are in order then Snow!!! Paula wanna cracker??? ;o) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share This gets my Seal of approval! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted August 7, 2015 Author Report Share Congrats are in order then Snow!!! Paula wanna cracker??? ;o) Thank you my friend!...one of these trips we will have time to catch you at home for that homemade pizza!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share (edited) Sounds like a plan dear...love to meet your hubby...and it sounds like your family will be growing too!!! Edited August 7, 2015 by RodandStaff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Dinarian's Unite!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share So...when your out takin' photo's of nature...is nature takin' notice of you??? Or maybe they wanna get in on the action!!! Say Cheese!!! Hmmm...must be tasty!!! O.K....play time is over...Someone is hungry...first it's the camera, then the photographer!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Let me sing the song of my people!!! This weekend...pamper yourself!!! TGIF!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share I get the point..."I think we're gonna need a bigger crib"...but this one is sure to give someone nightmares!!! The weekend is finally here...and this is how I feel!!! I think it's time for a nap!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share Lol...made my day!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RodandStaff Posted August 8, 2015 Report Share (edited) Poor Tom Brady...said no one ever!!! Yes...I guess it can go too far!!! The thing about naps is you have to take em when you can get them...and where!!! Confession is good for the soul they say...tell that to the cat!!! Edited August 8, 2015 by RodandStaff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted August 8, 2015 Author Report Share Lol...made my day!!! I had nothing to do with that WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!???!?!?!1 You are sooo mean to kittys Rod!!!! 0 LOL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share My sentiments exactly!!! Come on....don't leave me hangin'!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share (edited) WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!???!?!?!1 You are sooo mean to kittys Rod!!!! LOL Think of it as "Motivational Inspiration" for cats Snow...besides...I can't stop!!! And there is a fine line between humor and insanity!!! And then of course it has caused all my cats to drink!!! Another unforseen result however is some have been "let go".. ..but seriously....it's not my fault!!! Edited August 9, 2015 by RodandStaff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share (edited) I had nothing to do with that I've seen the exploits of your crew...and I think your cabable...just sayin'!!! Edited August 9, 2015 by RodandStaff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share I don't think I would last 2 minutes!!! So I finally landed a job as a Wal-Mart greeter, which is a good find for many retirees, unfortunately I lasted less than a day.About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. Per my greeter training manual I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcometo Wal-Mart.” “Nice children you have there. Are they twins?”The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share (edited) Pharmacist to customer:Sir please understand, to buy an anti depression pill you need a proper prescription... Simply showing marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough. (sorry girls) had to Edited August 9, 2015 by moose 57 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share (edited) Oh but of course!!! Just once!!! (oh...I guess it would help if I bought a lottery ticket...or just some more Dinar!!!) Don't know bout you...but I'm there!!! Edited August 9, 2015 by RodandStaff 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Man...someone sure has a green thumb!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokerplayer Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share That's awesome !! I have a large propane tank and this makes me want to go out and buy some green paint pp 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share The Power of Makeup 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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