It’s a Matter of Mathematics:

[Sentinel7]

It’s a Matter of Mathematics:

This comes from 2 math teachers with a

combined total of 70 yrs. experience.

It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly...  mathematical viewpoint...

and it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they

are giving more than 100%? We have all been to

those meetings where someone wants you to give

over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might

help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20

21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty,

that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you

close, and Attitude will get you there.

Its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you

over the top.  

Now you know why some people are where they

are!

 

 

 

      No Surrender No Retreat and No Compromise

 

[sxsess]

I've been working for 30+ years in the oil & gas business and I can tell you that there is a lot of truth in those numbers. I see it everyday! I just thank God that my working days are getting close to coming to an end and I don't have to look at these spineless individuals (suck asses) ever again. +1 brother.

[davis411]

I've been working for 30+ years in the oil & gas business and I can tell you that there is a lot of truth in those numbers. I see it everyday! I just thank God that my working days are getting close to coming to an end and I don't have to look at these spineless individuals (suck asses) ever again. +1 brother.

hahahahaha with you on that one, cant say what i call it but its not kissing ass thats for sure, stand strong and do right, let god deal with the rest.

opppps gotta run gotta another knife in my back i have to pull out, 

[sxsess]

Yes Davis I've got several scars in my back also. I with you on that one also.

[Jim1cor13]

Good one Sentinel...thank you.

 

I have seen my share of BS and ass kissing, and thankfully,

I learned at a young age I couldn't play that game. As my

dad told me once when I was a young man...son, you

are not a "yes man". He was right, and I was often a thorn

in my bosses side because of it. I just could not play the part

I guess, but at least I maintained integrity as so many others

swallowed the BS.

 

Thanks guys for the comments...I also have the scars from

the back stabbers over the years. 

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

***///

 

Now that it makes perfect sense, 'OlSarge'sGals officially love math. 

 

Thanks, SENTINEL !

[skeetdog]

....................''103's'' Good for me......

[moose 57]

works for me!