mrparrot Posted May 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 ***Lands on the counter next to the stove and notices a trail of crackers leading to the Lopster Pot*** 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiljor Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 Now yav done it Mr parrot, ya made SGT get Buzzy involved. Now there's gonna be trouble. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 oh man..dont do it...nothing is that bad!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 ***/// Spending the night on a PARROT suicide watch whilst he tries to drown his RV dreams in a pot of stewing crustaceans is sad in itself ! A PARROT with a RV death-wish is starting to look like it's above our pay-grade over here ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 my pics are not working...how about reading this parrot http://dinarvets.com/forums/index.php?/topic/201773-vice-president-of-the-house-of-representatives-iaram-sheikh-mohammed-the-kurdistan-region-currently-moving-towards-the-implementation-of-the-oil-agr/#entry1532595 my new sexy word is implementation...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muleslayer Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 (edited) Boooooo! Jk Classic! Edited May 1, 2015 by Muleslayer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrparrot Posted May 1, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 Can't....resist...must have....bacon-wrapped....cheddar crackers.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 ***/// Good deflection strategy, there, SNOW ! Yes, MrPARROT -- KurdishCrackers, wrapped in InfidelBacon! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deb45 Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 Snow ...you have GOT to be in advertising! You just too quick and funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 (edited) Boooooo! Jk Classic! ***/// "Parrot Dime Shift !" Sheer genius ! Edited May 1, 2015 by SgtFuryUSCZ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txdinargirl Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 lobster = fowl language Step away from the pot.... We love you Mr. Parrot..... follow the crackers back to your friends and away from the tank.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 I've drawn my last hopeful breath. Had my last optimistic thought. My brain is telling me that the best we can hope for at this point is MAYBE a break-even. So, Mods, please do your job and throw me in the Lopster Tank. I have run out pf optimism and would rather be thrown in the pot at the behest of my own free will, rather than say something that will get me thrown in there anyway, with bad marks in my file. Thank you... I can understand , Mr.Parrot.... This (many) years long wait got to you which is only human.... Hope your mood feels better soon. Ciao. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 Checking in Parrot...how are ya today? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 ***/// Paging Mr.PARROT.... paging Mr.PARROT .....! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jg1 Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 ***/// Paging Mr.PARROT.... paging Mr.PARROT .....! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jg1 Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 (edited) ***/// Paging Mr.PARROT.... paging Mr.PARROT .....! Darn the pic is too small. I thought I found him on the web, chicken with lobster. It looked good. Edited May 1, 2015 by jg1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 (edited) ***/// We're gonna go check in the DV Lobby Bar in case he went in there to drown his sorrows.... ...paging Mr.PARROT...! Dang. JG1....! You mean he's BAR FOOD...?! WTH ! Edited May 1, 2015 by SgtFuryUSCZ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 YOU ATE PARROT?!?!??!?!?! (did it taste like chicken?) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 ***/// .... ... ...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrparrot Posted May 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 ***drags a ladder to the Lopster Pot, climbs the ladder, dragging an inflatible raft behind him, pulls cord on raft, ties rope to pot handle, throws raft in Lopster Pot, and jumps in raft...*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezrapound Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 Bitter! Party of one, your table is now ready... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 Parrot buddy...I know you've had a "fowl day"...but believe me when I say we is there for you even if ya get all molted and can't fly...be patient...them feathers will grow back and you'll be soaring in no time!!! Take care...and if you want my advice stay away from the lopster pot...I'm gettin' ready to have me a feast of them just as soon as this thing pops!!! ;o) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrparrot Posted May 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 ***pulls out his little cup and dips it in the briny water of the Lopster Pot, about to take a drink*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 Bitter! Party of one, your table is now ready... ***/// ... ... ...! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millionaire in training Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 Bitter! Party of one, your table is now ready... That is so funny........good one eaza 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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