CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY...

[moose 57]

 

CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY... 

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. 

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. 

Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. 

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.  

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. 

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money. 

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. 

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. 

It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it. 

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there. 

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot 

Finally, CONFUCIUS DID SAY: 

"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!" 

 

Edited March 31, 2015 by moose 57

[umbertino]

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.....Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.....

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MEGA-ROTFLMAO...All awesome lines....Grazie moose...My natural daily anti-depressant.

 

Sorry ran out of pluses  (as usual)...Owe you

 

Edited March 31, 2015 by umbertino

[nannab]

OMG Moose57 My ribs are killing me.

You made my day.

[SnowGlobe7]

lol...

[nstoolman1]

Books  Confucius did not write..... 

 

Spots on wall by Who flung poo.

Yellow river by I. P. Freely

Green River by I.P. Strangely 

Willy make it to the outhouse By Betty Won't 

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

***///

 

We LOVE, LOVE, LOVE these !  They're real hoot !  

 

We like the Charlie Chan movies, too...  because he and his #1, #2, #3, et al Sons used to

crack wise with a million of these !  

 

Thanks, YerMOOSEness ! 

[chess]

.....a bird in the hand is worth.....................less when you want to blow your nose!

[RV ME]

 

 

CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY... 

 

 

 

 

Man who farts in church has his own pew

[DiveDeepSix]

Nice Buddy!

 

He also said, "Man who go thru airport turnstyle sideways is going to ..............................Bangkok!!!"