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Voices manifested themselves to Possum last night.....

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I heard noises and sounds last night so Possum laid his drink down and crawled to his back door. When I opened the door a possum was sitting there on its haunches and grinning at me. He then said to tell his believers that it's done and they will know it before 6 am est tomorrow. I fell prostrate before the possum and when I raised my head the voice/possum was gone. People, it is time to Parttyyyy!!! Quit your jobs now and pour it out on the bosses desk and head for the beverage store, do it now!!!

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I have a story very similar. I was out back in my Tiki having a rum and coke or 7 and after a while the wind picked up. Suddenly I noticed the Palm fronds were taping morse code on my houses down spouts. Being an ex tenderfoot scout I read the message and it said never believe a talking possum.

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"......noises and sounds last night.........."

 

Probably just a bad case of gas!!....................................... :shrug:

 

(you and your imaginary critter!)

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At least it's not second hand intel.    :blush:    ....straight from the possum's mouth.

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Ok, this is too freaky.

 

Last night, I arrived at the yard.

 

The security lights were out.

 

I heard a noise by the inner gate.

 

I shined my flashlight.

 

There, in the glow of the flashlight,

was a raccoon, sitting in the fence.

 

I looked at him.

 

He looked at me, and then spoke to me.

 

He said, and I quote...

 

Gather ye rose-buds while ye may,
Old Time’s bones are a-aching;
And this same ’possum that grins today,
Tomorrow won’t be faking.

 

And then he vanished into the darkness.

 

So it seems that Possum just might be

on to something this time, since the

other creatures of the night are now

delivering messages of hope...

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I called one of those "intimate calls" numbers,

years ago, just to see what it was like.

 

Ended up catching an ear infection...

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***///

 

POSSUM..! You ol' snaggled-toothed, twisted tailed varmint ! :D

 

You're like those fat 'ol Manatees out behind BigJake's hut up yonder on The Crystal River that lure 

 

drunken Sailors to their deaths.... :o

 

Quit tellin' folks to up n' quit their jobs until you've already exchanged yours.

 

 

You're not a possum... you're a Guinea Pig.  Our big, fat Lab Rat.   :lol: 

 

Once you've survived the lines at WellsFargo and don't have a Deenar left in yer pocket,

 

then, and ONLY THEN may you tell the rest of us Lemmings to jump off the cliff !

 

Now git yer stanky Marsupial carcass back behind The ol' Woodshed n' stay there !   :rocking-chair:

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***///

 

POSSUM..! You ol' snaggled-toothed, twisted tailed varmint ! :D

 

You're like those fat 'ol Manatees out behind BigJake's hut up yonder on The Crystal River that lure 

 

drunken Sailors to their deaths.... :o

 

Quit tellin' folks to up n' quit their jobs until you've already exchanged yours.

 

 

You're not a possum... you're a Guinea Pig.  Our big, fat Lab Rat.   :lol: 

 

Once you've survived the lines at WellsFargo and don't have a Deenar left in yer pocket,

 

then, and ONLY THEN may you tell the rest of us Lemmings to jump off the cliff !

 

Now git yer stanky Marsupial carcass back behind The ol' Woodshed n' stay there !   :rocking-chair:

Hahahahahahaha, now that was funny :-) thanks for the laugh SGT, made my day.

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Fury Ladies....get after that ol' varmint!!!  I like it!  :D  Possum needs to pick his prostate up off the floor ...that's nasty! 

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I don't recommend drinking with prostrate issues.   :surgeon: 

 

GO RV, then BV

lol

At least it's not second hand intel.    :blush:    ....straight from the possum's mouth.

Emphasis on "mouth"

 Go back to hibernation...   ^_^

He and Momma, right?

I called one of those "intimate calls" numbers,

years ago, just to see what it was like.

 

Ended up catching an ear infection...

lol

Alright, going to Bosses office NOW!

And tell him loud and clear where to get off......

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Ok, this is too freaky.

 

Last night, I arrived at the yard.

 

The security lights were out.

 

I heard a noise by the inner gate.

 

I shined my flashlight.

 

There, in the glow of the flashlight,

was a raccoon, sitting in the fence.

 

I looked at him.

 

He looked at me, and then spoke to me.

 

He said, and I quote...

 

Gather ye rose-buds while ye may,

Old Time’s bones are a-aching;

And this same ’possum that grins today,

Tomorrow won’t be faking.

 

And then he vanished into the darkness.

 

So it seems that Possum just might be

on to something this time, since the

other creatures of the night are now

delivering messages of hope...

I want what you & possum are smoking!

 

or did you meet Alice! lol

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i think you all have had to much to drink...haha

I only drink water but that's enough to get me high already

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HUH?????This would start me drinking. Go back

to sleep little possem. NIght Night

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somebody knocked on my door last night tap-tap-tap---pause tap-tap 

 

equals $ 3.20

That was the neighbor in 6B.

 

He was using Morse Code.

 

He was trying to tap out $4.20...

 

He was stoned, and looking to score,

but forgot one tap.

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"...............................Possum is a result of copulation between Janet Reno and Freddie Mercury!"

 

"Stay thirsty my friends!"

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