How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

[moose 57]

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

 

 

 

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking  around with a fly swatter.

 

 

 

"What are you doing?"  She asked.  

 

 

 

"Hunting Flies"  He responded.

 

 

 

"Oh! Killing any?" She asked.

 

 

 

"Yep, 3 males, 6 females," he replied.

 

 

 

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

 

 

 

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 6 were on the phone"

 

 

 

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

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... ... ...!

 

 

...and as far as our FLY goes.... well, we could just tell, as he's a real gentleman!  "THANKS !" 

[Saint]

:bravo: :bravo: :lmao:

[10 YEARS LATER]

        

[umbertino]

F'ing awesome!

[SnowGlobe7]

lol thats funny...

[bsims25]

Yeah, that's a good one.

Lol

[Markinsa]

[captl1]

That's Great!!

[FlyHi]

No way!! 

 

......I'll keep a wide berth of beer cans and phones from now on! 

[umbertino]

There was a movie ( can't recall title and / or actors) telling the story of 3 or 4 American friends  going down to Mexico ....And  there was this scene  where one of the 3 goes into a pharmacy and  (without speaking spanish ) tries to explain pharmacist he needs  the (in)famous  "spanish fly" ( something  producing a viagra-like effect) in order to impress a lady...

He gestures to the pharmacist what he wants and what for.... The result is  that the pharmacist grabs a rifle and wants to shoot him  but guy manages to escape... Extremely funny scene... Does anybody remember the movie ? Grazie in advance.. I wanted to look for the clip on youtube.

 

 I thought the guy in question was M.Short but maybe not.

Edited February 22, 2015 by umbertino

[moose 57]

I believe the movie is called Losin It with Jackie Earle  Haley 

Edited February 22, 2015 by moose 57

[umbertino]

I believe the movie is called Losin It with Jackie Haley 

Grazie... That's appreciated...Will check that out

 

Yep....that's the one. Grazie

 

 

Edited February 22, 2015 by umbertino

[nannab]

Excellent Mr.Moose!!!

[aliciadogz]

Love it LOLLOL!!