This Guy's Got the Right Idea

[moose 57]

This Guy's Got the Right Idea

There was a man who computed his taxes for 1998 and found that he

owed $3,407. He packaged up his payment and included this letter:

Dear IRS: Enclosed is my 1998 Tax Return & payment. Please take

note of the attached article from the USA Today newspaper. In

the article, you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50

for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.

Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2,400) and six

hammers (value $1,029).

This brings my total payment to $3,429.00. Please note the

overpayment of $22.00 and apply it to the 'Presidential Election

Fund', as noted on my return. Might I suggest you to send the

above mentioned fund a '1.5 inch screw'. (See attached article 

- HUD paid $22.00 for a 1.5 inch Phillips Head Screw.)

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look

forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,

Tax Payer

 

 

[new york kevin]

Now that's cool no matter who you are.

[arborboss]

     If we could only get away with it.

[haymon]

I can send the whole toilet if it would take it forall.the shii.

[ronscarpa]

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[gymrat76541]

     If we could only get away with it.

 

My thoughts exactly! Needless to say - he was hounded for a real payment in $$$$$.