moose 57 Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Blonde in Church An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.” No one moved. The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.” Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic — stood up from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, “Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets.” The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog53 Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Say hallelujah !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWitte Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Keep 'em coming Moose. At least you have good ones. DW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vietnam1969 Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 lmbo THAT WAS A GREAT ONE moose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 omg...this is hysterical!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokerplayer Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 Bwahahahahahahaha..... now I liked that one moose !!! Thxs for the laugh !! pp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Saint Posted January 12, 2015 Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 :bravo: That was too much, LMAOROTF. Thanks moose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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