divemaster5734 Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 (edited) Couldn't help it Sno... A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students.She says, "Human beings are the only animals that stutter."A little girl raises her hand. saying, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could be, asked the girl to describe the incident."Well,'' she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"The teacher exclaimed, "That must've been scary"The little girl said, "It sure was. My kitty raisedher back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say 'Sh*t,' the Rottweiler ate her!" Edited January 10, 2015 by divemaster5734 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deniscanada Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 That is a good one for SNOW 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 I like this one 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkeaton Posted January 10, 2015 Report Share Posted January 10, 2015 I don't like this one—It's truly funny but there are too few people I know that I could tell it to. Yes, I spend most of my time with "those kind of people." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 Ok...I'm a cat and dog person Dive....but I gotta admit, esp. If it was told right it would be funny...but I still dunno if that gets you off Snows sh#t list buddy!!!! Lol!!! ;o) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted January 11, 2015 Report Share Posted January 11, 2015 awww, no sh*t list ...this is funny!! I don't like this one—It's truly funny but there are too few people I know that I could tell it to. Yes, I spend most of my time with "those kind of people." I suggesssssst new friends...if a cat finds this funny...or just hang around with us more!!!! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divemaster5734 Posted January 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2015 awww, no sh*t list ...this is funny!! I suggesssssst new friends...if a cat finds this funny...or just hang around with us more!!!! That's my girl.. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 It's a good thing Snow is such a nice cat Dive...cause I've heard she's in training so ya don't wanna get on her bad side!!! ;o) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=si4go3Hraq8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Posted January 13, 2015 Report Share Posted January 13, 2015 I loved it and can tell it to lots of my friends, thanks dive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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