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The Stuttering Cat


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A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students.

She says, "Human beings are the only animals that stutter."

A little girl raises her hand. saying, "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could be, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well,'' she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

The teacher exclaimed, "That must've been scary"

The little girl said, "It sure was. My kitty raised
her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say 'Sh*t,' the Rottweiler ate her!"


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awww, no sh*t list ...this is funny!!



I don't like this one—It's truly funny but there are too few people I know that I could tell it to. Yes, I spend most of my time with "those kind of people." :)


I suggesssssst new friends...if a cat finds this funny...or just hang around with us more!!!!

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