moose 57 Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his new Apple watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" No,” he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it.” The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?” The pilot says, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.” The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?” Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.” The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!” The fighter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, “Damn thing’s an hour fast.” And that, my friends, is CONFIDENCE...! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v-star 650 Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 hahahahahaha very good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted January 2, 2015 Report Share Posted January 2, 2015 Quote The fighter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, “Damn thing’s an hour fast.” End Quote Awesome...Grazie moose. You contribute to our well being through laughter. That's commendable, my Friend. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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