Definition Of Globalization

[Muleslayer]

A definition of globalization that I can understand :

Question:

What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer:

Princess

Diana's

death.

Question:

How come?

Answer :

An

English Princess

with an

Egyptian boyfriend

crashes

in a French tunnel,

riding in a

German

car

with a

Dutch engine,

driven

by a Belgian

who was

drunk

on

Scottish whisky,

(check the bottle before you

change the spelling),

followed

closely by

Italian

Paparazzi,

on

Japanese motorcycles,

treated

by an American doctor

using

Brazilian

medicines.

This is

sent to you by

a

Canadian,

using

American

Bill Gates' technology,

and

you're probably reading

this on your computer,

that

uses Taiwanese chips,

and

a

Korean

monitor,

assembled

by

Bangladeshi

workers

in a

Singapore plant,

transported

by Indian

truck drivers,

unloaded by

Sicilian longshoremen,

and

trucked to you by Mexicans who

are in the US illegally

because

the current president,

educated in Indonesia

refuses to enforce US immigration laws.

That my friends is Globalization

Question:

What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer:

Princess

Diana's

death.

Question:

How come?

Answer :

An

English Princess

with an

Egyptian boyfriend

crashes

in a French tunnel,

riding in a

German

car

with a

Dutch engine,

driven

by a Belgian

who was

drunk

on

Scottish whisky,

(check the bottle before you

change the spelling),

followed

closely by

Italian

Paparazzi,

on

Japanese motorcycles,

treated

by an American doctor

using

Brazilian

medicines.

This is

sent to you by

a

Canadian,

using

American

Bill Gates' technology,

and

you're probably reading

this on your computer,

that

uses Taiwanese chips,

and

a

Korean

monitor,

assembled

by

Bangladeshi

workers

in a

Singapore plant,

transported

by Indian

truck drivers,

unloaded by

Sicilian longshoremen,

and

trucked to you by Mexicans who

are in the US illegally

because

the current president,

educated in Indonesia

refuses to enforce US immigration laws.

That my friends is Globalization.

Edited November 22, 2014 by Muleslayer

[dog53]

Nice mule   Nice 

 

although we all know her death was israelis fault.