moose 57 Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Profound words of encouragement if you have not had a beer today!!! Sometimes, after playing golf, I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." Babe Ruth "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." Winston Churchill "When I read about the evils of drinking after golfing I gave up reading." Paul Horning "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." H. L. Mencken "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" George Bernard Shaw "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." Benjamin Franklin "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." Dave Barry BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.! W. C. Fields Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser. Professor Irwin Corey To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a support Group. Salvation in a can! Leo Durocher One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson: "Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Good one Moose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog53 Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow) Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact i like beer My wife often frowns when we're out on the town And i'm wearing a suit and a tie She's sipping vermouth and she thinks i'm uncouth When i yell as the waiter goes by I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow) Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact i like beer Last night i dreamed that i passed from the scene And i went to a place so sublime Aw, the water was clear and tasted like beer Then they turned it all into wine !!!! ugh I like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (makes him feel mellow) Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much, and vodka puts my mouth in gear Aw, this little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact i love beer Tom T Hall 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 (edited) I do not drink it ( nor any other alcoholic beverage...no matter of principle.. Just that I tried it and do not like it)...Most of my buddies do and always tell me I don't know what I'm missing ( more about wines than beer, actually) Edited October 1, 2014 by umbertino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 "I wonder if they serve beer in hell?" ~ Tucker Max GO RV, and NO BV 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 (edited) The times I have tried to approach / taste alcoholic beverages ( wine, beer, even spumante, the italian champagne) I was only feeling the taste of alcohol so I simply decided it wasn't for me. My father was a pretty good expert of wines and tried a few times to convince me. My Mother instead was so repulsed by it that even the smell of wine coming out of the bottle would be cause of trouble for her Edited October 1, 2014 by umbertino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viciousdoggie Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 I love Beer, the darker the better! Red wine too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 (edited) "Hello, D*ck's Pool hall.....liquor in the front.....poker in the rear." GO RV, and NO BV Edited October 1, 2014 by Shabibilicious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tankdude Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 "Hello, D*ck's Pool hall.....liquor in the front.....poker in the rear." GO RV, and NO BV The Stockman's Bar and Grill in Missoula, MT actually sold a t-shirt with that on in back in the 70's - and even took out an ad in Playboy to sell the shirt! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiveDeepSix Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 "I wonder if they serve beer in hell?" ~ Tucker Max GO RV, and NO BV Let's hope so!!! Thanks for the laughs gang!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockfl9 Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Let's hope so!!! Thanks for the laughs gang!!! Let's hope so!!! Thanks for the laughs gang!!! Yeah, but no ice.. Phooie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiveDeepSix Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 Yeah, but no ice.. Phooie I never thought of that, anyone like a warm mug of &!$$? Not good ................... not good at all!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gymrat76541 Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 I never developed the taste for beer. In my younger days that did NOT stop me! Now I find I can do without it! Yes, you can live without drinking beer! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timberwolf3 Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 I never developed the taste for beer. In my younger days that did NOT stop me! Now I find I can do without it! Yes, you can live without drinking beer! LOL Yes, I can live without drinking beer. haha................However I BOOZE not to! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muleslayer Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 "I wonder if they serve beer in hell?" ~ Tucker Max GO RV, and NO BV Yes but the only brand they have is Billy Beer! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dog53 Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 I never developed the taste for beer. In my younger days that did NOT stop me! Now I find I can do without it! Yes, you can live without drinking beer! LOL Link please 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captl1 Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 Beer is actually very healthy for you in the correct quantities, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nstoolman1 Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 Beer is actually very healthy for you in the correct quantities, The same could be said about sex...............Oh, and waffles. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 (edited) The Stockman's Bar and Grill in Missoula, MT actually sold a t-shirt with that on in back in the 70's - and even took out an ad in Playboy to sell the shirt! I think Missoula ( or maybe another MT town but MT nonetheless) was the place where at one of the Greyhound stops in my first US trip ( 1977)...I think it was a bar or restaurant... The signs on the toilets read " MENS" "WOMENS" Edited October 2, 2014 by umbertino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gymrat76541 Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 I live my life according to what I think is good or bad. Beer is good as long as it is taken in moderation! Like everything else! All you need to do is watch the news to see that the so called "Medical Community" has no clue! One week choclate is bad for you then it's good, etc, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captl1 Posted October 2, 2014 Report Share Posted October 2, 2014 The same could be said about sex...............Oh, and waffles. Yes but no blue pill needed. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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