'Economic Stimulus' payment.

[moose 57]

 

Sometime this year, we taxpaters wil again 

receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.

 

This is indeed a very exciting program, and I"ll

explain it by using a Q & A format:

 

 

 

Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulis' payment?

 

A. It is money that the federal government 

will send to taxpayers.

 

Q. Where will the government

get this money?

 

A. From taxpayers.

 

Q So the government is giving

me back my own money?

 

A. Only a smidgen of it.

 

 Q. What is the purpose of

   this payment?

 

A. The plan is for you to use

  the money to purchase  a 

high-definition TV set, thus

stimulating the economy.

 

Q. But, isn't that stimulating

the economy of china?

 

A. Shut up!

 

Below is some helpful advice

on how to best help the U.S

economy by spending your

stimulus wisely:

 

*If you spend the stimulus

money at walmart, the

money will go to china 

or sri lanka...

 

* If you spend it on gasoline'

your money will go to tha arabs.

 

* If you purchase a computer,

it will go to india, taiwan, or china...

 

* If you  purchase fruit and 

vegetables, it will go to mexico,

honduras, guatemala...

 

*If you buy an efficient car,

it will go to japan or korea.

 

* If you purchase useless stuff,

it will go to taiwan.

 

* If you pay your credit cards off,

or buy stock, it will go to management

bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

 

***** INSTEAD

 

Keep the money in America by:

 

1) Spending it at yards sales.

 

2) Going to ball games, or

 

           3) Spending it on prostitutes, or

 

4)  Beer or,

 

5) Tatoos.

 

( These are a few of the only American

business still operating in the U.S)

 

                     Conclusion:

 

Go to a ball game with a tattooed

prostitute that you met at a yard

sale and drink beer all day!!!!

 

 

 

(No need to thank me

I'm just here to help)!

 

[RONIN II]

Heading out now!

[dontlop]

I honestly think they will just print it up which is a form of redistributing the wealth

If a millionare had a million dollars in the bank and he isn't spending it like most rich people do with a portion of their fortune

And the govt prints up 10% more money

Then that millionare who had a million dollars sitting in a pile just lost 10% of his net worth in the loss of that 10% the govt just added to the money supply

They may tax is on top of that saying we owe them now for that but the way they do that the govt is the one they are printing the money up for

They give it to us at our expense then say you owe it to them again

Plus interest I'm sure

[pchester]

Thanks for the ideal,,,Sounds great and alot of fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!