IT Happened to Me, A warning to all

[SnowGlobe7]

It has been discovered that lawyers are the larval stage of politicians.

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Lawyer: When I was a kid, I wanted to be a pirate!
Client: Congratulations!

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How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
Depends on how thin you slice them.

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How do you know when your divorce is getting ugly?
When your lawyer doesn't seem like a bloodsucking leech anymore.

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Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street
together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill.
Who gets it?
The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.

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How many lawyer jokes are there? 
Only three. The rest are true stories.

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What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?
Nothing. There are some things a pig just won't do.

[Tubbs]

My friend that got me into the Dinar called me sharing that he's nieces boyfriend could get him a 5.00 rate but need to be holding his Dinar for the group rate, he call me and I just read this post a couple days before.

 

So I told him it was a scam, he confronted the boyfriend who denies any wrong doing.

 

Keep your Dinars safe

 

G   RI    G   RV

[ReinMan]

My friend that got me into the Dinar called me sharing that he's nieces boyfriend could get him a 5.00 rate but need to be holding his Dinar for the group rate, he call me and I just read this post a couple days before.

 

So I told him it was a scam, he confronted the boyfriend who denies any wrong doing.

 

Keep your Dinars safe

 

G   RI    G   RV

 

 

 

 

Tell us when that $5 rate happens OK? 

 

HAHAHA

 

Yeah hang on to your dinars!

[George Hayduke]

So let me get this straight - there are people who will go through all sorts of contortions and risk jail to steal currency barely worth a penny?

 

I knew crime doesn't pay but this is ridiculous,  they'd be better off busting soda vending machines.