Been a while. . . A Bank Story

[Yankees27]

Well, I do remember one of my favorite early Beatles songs(circa 1964) was It Won't Be Long. Maybe St. John of Lennon will sing his "latest" cover of it to the CBI from the other side. Now THAT would really be a Magical Mystery Tour! GO RV!!!

[Djorgie]

I think someone should gather up all of the bank stories that have been told over the years and make a coffee table book out of them.

[okane]

Machine, I just about spit coke all over myself...too funny, but true. I have only been in this for a little over 3 yrs and I couldn't imagine what it would be like to wait for 10.

Indy

Chocolate milk and on a yellow shirt!  Thanks man

[jon29]

RV January 15th, 2014.

[umbertino]

RV January 15th, 2014.

Awesome....At last!

[lalaland]

... my friend looked her in the eye and said, “Do you handle the dinar yet?”  She looked a little surprised but quickly recovered and said quietly, “Not yet…. But it won’t be long.” 

 

Maybe she thought he said, "Have you had dinner yet?"

[mrref]

RV January 15th, 2014.

LOL  

[jaman]

wow someone took my +1 away ........ there's a reason why I stay clear of the rumor section

 

Well do your worst whoever you are anonymous negger my rep is +6956 lol

well I gave you two +'s so there

I was at wellsfargo and talked to a teller....I told him about some south american dollars and he went into talking about the dinar and the vet nom dong....one of his customers was telling him that the dong was going to be about $6.00....I laughed at that and told him don't believe that but,I hope I'm wong...(word play) 

[HappySteel]

It won't be long because so many people keep asking the banks about dinar that they just decided they would get in on the scam too just so they could answer question,LOLs

 

Bank stories make my day so here's a true one for y'all;

 

I asked my banker about the dinar about 3 years ago, he laughed and said, you didn't fall for that did you?

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

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...we live in Hope, lest we die in despair....

 

hang in there, folks !           

[AmericaInc]

for you newbies, note that some "religion" is included and "Wells Fargo".   Pumper M.O.   I wonder is she is related to "Hoosier"?   This tripe is ridiculous.

Do you mean "Embedded" Horsehead?

 

religion..and Wells F.  

 

That means BS

[dog53]

I like the part where he "looked her in the eye". That was almost as good as the old " Gave me a Knowing wink" 

Sweet havent heard a good bank story in a long time.

Thanks man. 

[Inbedded HorseHead]

Do you mean "Embedded" Horsehead?

 

religion..and Wells F.  

 

That means BS

No, it's a double entendre !

[wood1521]

i miss the old bank spanks.

[captl1]

I tried to think of a reply to the "Bank Story" but I believe my fellow DV'ers have it covered!

[staunch]

Well I'll give you a visual. Been in this for 10 years now and there is cow webs growing all over me . Sorta tired of waiting. But Im in this till the end.  

Yeah, those "cow" webs suck! And hurt too, with those heavy s.o.b's crawling all over you!

[ReinMan]

"I was fixing the roof of my local church when I got a call from my wealth manager."