Santa is Not Coming

[Benjamin NutnYahoo]

 Santa will not be coming anytime soon. Santa is a non essential government employee and was told to stay home today. So Santa has put everything on hold until further notice. May not see him until mid 2014.   

[Dinar Buddy]

What about Oakie and 7 dwarfs... Now that government is shut down who is going to let them out of the bunker?

[dinarmite]

Don't tell my kids.

[jon29]

[Dan Frederick]

Santa is NOT, I repeat, NOT a government employee!!!

 

My congressman told me so.

 

He IS, however, paid out of the IRS slush fund though.  Work should be going on as planned and Christmas delivery service is on schedule.

 

                                               

[Happy Man]

What about Oakie and 7 dwarfs... Now that government is shut down who is going to let them out of the bunker?

 

Dont forget the little possum creature that lives in their house

[Artitech]

What? No Santa! I thought Iwas going to get a big sack of money! Gloom, Despair Agony on High! Nuff Said!

[umbertino]

What about Oakie and 7 dwarfs... Now that government is shut down who is going to let them out of the bunker?

It's known that Snow White and the 7 dwarfs is a symbolically sexual fable.

[dinarmite]

It's known that Snow White and the 7 dwarfs is a symbolically sexual fable.

 

Lucky little dwarfs.......

[ezrapound]

Lucky little dwarfs.......

Could be lucky little snow white too...

[umbertino]

Lucky little dwarfs.......

To share among 7?

[RVWITHME]

What? No Santa! I thought Iwas going to get a big sack of money! Gloom, Despair Agony on High! Nuff Said!

 

Yup, here ya go...

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvU4CC6s2e4

It's known that Snow White and the 7 dwarfs is a symbolically sexual fable.

 

GASP... Why that dirty little ....

And all those times I been to disneyland and had her right in the palm of my.

Oh nevermind...

[10 YEARS LATER]

Lucky little dwarfs.......

When i was a kid I got smacked right upside my head by my Mom for making a similar "crack" about the whole Snow White 7 dwarves issue . . .  my Dad couldn't stop laughing which made the PAIN worth bearing.

[umbertino]

Yup, here ya go...

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvU4CC6s2e4

 

GASP... Why that dirty little ....

And all those times I been to disneyland and had her right in the palm of my.

Oh nevermind...

Sad feeling I know....Smile.

[chess]

It's known that Snow White and the 7 dwarfs is a symbolically sexual fable.

 

 

...........ESPECIALLY WITH HAPPY AND DOPEY!

[jon29]

Santa IS coming this year, he's just bringing an empty sack to take things away instead of leaving things behind. Close the chimney, lock the doors and bar the windows.

[Thaiexpat]

Santa never came to my home. I heard he hates Jews! Anti-Semitic SOB!!! Hope he's tasered by some angry cops in Burbank!

[RVWITHME]

http://www.snidelyworld.com/Humor/Photos/SantaGrave.jpg

[gymrat76541]

Santa is coming!

 

And so is the RV.................................I believe!