SgtFuryUSCZ Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 As long as I got my but naked pole dance from momma that would suffice! ***/// even the missing teeth and wooden leg wouldn't put you off this spectacle...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motox565 Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 As long as I got my but naked pole dance from momma that would suffice! Will she be sporting those fancy new Dinar pasties? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 Whatever possum......I never need a reason to party. Giddyup. GO RV, then BV 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skybear Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 Don't you forget = = = = Possum supposedly had his "LITTLE" Possum serving him as his personal "Boots-on-the-Ground," in a neighboring country and was saying the SAME THING as okie. Since Possum is an apostle of Timothy Leary, we can assume he was acid-tripped when he said "IT IS DONE." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 (edited) I think possum should post his address and we can all go to his house to party since it is done and make plans how we should cash in , we could eliminate any potential bottle necks by sending us to different cash in points from a central jumping off point--HECK it could be better and bigger then WOODSTOCK! LOL! In Woodstock they were 300,000 something. That The Director Of 'Deliverence II' Yelled "Cut" ... :D Genius line, I acknowledge. Very apt. Voices screaming " Squeal like a pig, boy". Edited August 16, 2013 by umbertino 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaineage Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 "Possum Had Voices Scream At Him" it was just Okie needing more blanket [/quote That is HILARIOUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skybear Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 ***/// Are there POSSUMS in Siam...? Sarg, There is a song about monkies and their tails (or rather their lack of them) in Zamboanga, which a gentleman of your seniority should certainly remember and was sung to you in the days of your single stripe youth by older heads. NOW I can ASSURE you that there are no possums in Siam or in neighboring Cambodia, Vietnam or Laos (as you ALSO should personally remember). But insofar as Siam is concerned, you probably remember your friends who helped the BNSF as they worked on the railroad and sang their happy song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokerplayer Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 If he keeps drinking that " Fire Water " he may just become road kill before the big RV moment. pp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colt32 Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 All night to preach one simple message to the believers. "It is done". And go ahead and Party! Be sure to tell us when the lambs stop screaming Clarice... I mean Possum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haden'sdad Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 At first i wasn't going to click on this...but it is the possum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shang Man Posted August 16, 2013 Report Share Posted August 16, 2013 THAT WAS GOOD!! THANKS! Possum I been partying all night ... you da best God bless....now all I need is a reason Don't pay attention to everyone else here for they do not know what they are saying... You my hero WE DO!...YOU DON'T, THAT POST OF YOURS MADE ME SICK.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brbrlocke Posted August 17, 2013 Report Share Posted August 17, 2013 Haha Possum.. That was Me and Momma screaming from the porch...we need you to go to the quicky mart....we're out of vodka and cigarettes. Hey Momma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
possum Posted August 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 17, 2013 Got the drum beat going at a rapid pace, going into a rage, orgasmic explosion of RV'ing Dinarians!!!! Break open the gogo juice and party till you can't no more cuzz it's done!!!!! Momma cooked up a big pot of something that she found and it sure smells good and there ain't no Cyclospora in it!!!! Party Dinarians, Party! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puckster_guy Posted August 17, 2013 Report Share Posted August 17, 2013 THAT WAS GOOD!! THANKS! WE DO!...YOU DON'T, THAT POST OF YOURS MADE ME SICK.. Gee sorry about your luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiexpat Posted August 17, 2013 Report Share Posted August 17, 2013 Sick, Umberto! Very sick. I LOVED it. Thanks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shang Man Posted August 17, 2013 Report Share Posted August 17, 2013 Gee sorry about your luck Now Now puck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas1 Posted August 17, 2013 Report Share Posted August 17, 2013 These two possums are crossing the highway when they suddenly hear 2 18 wheelers, coming from both directions........the one possum looks at the other and 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puckster_guy Posted August 17, 2013 Report Share Posted August 17, 2013 You may call me out anytime you like Shang. But there is no need to be insulting about it. I like Possum he is funny and not meant to be taken seriously ala an Okie. Everything he says and does is with toungue firmly planted in cheek. I applaud his humour and find it refreshing. Too many here are taking this place far too seriously and getting nasty about it. There is no need. At the end of the day it's all about human interaction. The money would be nice but it's all about having understanding......We need more possums. Besides my funny bone is getting itchy. 4 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shang Man Posted August 18, 2013 Report Share Posted August 18, 2013 When you say it that way, you have a point..most of what we get here can be funny and when the RV does take place we will all look back at all the outrages post over the time and be able to laugh at them all once again. I agree with you, it is very easy for any of us to get carried away with the way things are said here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puckster_guy Posted August 18, 2013 Report Share Posted August 18, 2013 thank you shang I went thru a period of taking this seriously too. When I realized we have no control I took a step back and let my sense of humor take over. I despise the okie, terryk, mailman etc. they are pumpers of false hope and out and out liars. they deserve our venom. Possum is a caricature. not meant to be taken seriously. All is good brother have a great day. Bless You 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shang Man Posted August 18, 2013 Report Share Posted August 18, 2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScaryMary Posted August 18, 2013 Report Share Posted August 18, 2013 Possum in the words of Ouiser Boudreaux: You are to twisted for color tv. At my job we have a "$25 throw-up" fee, (on the graveyard, after the bars close, diner shift). If we have to clean what you spew, plain and simple we charge you. I think maybe there are a few people that you owe THAT fee too. No worries tho I'm sure you can pay it in 25,000 notes. I hope you have enough to go around... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScaryMary Posted August 18, 2013 Report Share Posted August 18, 2013 God's Morning to you All from Sunny Cali, Umbertino that video was hilarious. You guys all know how to make this girl smile... I think I need a possum whistle for my crappy ass Saturn. I have been kind enough to avoid the possums driving home late. But with this handy dandy tool, hmm...no more of that. One quick question though, does possum emit the same smell as a skunk when you hit it? When this does RV, I think I will put one of those "gone RV-ing" (they use to sell motorhomes) bumper stickers, on my new car. In the words of Jeff Foxworthy, Here's Your Sign. (That's gonna be mine). ;D 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted August 18, 2013 Report Share Posted August 18, 2013 God's Morning to you All from Sunny Cali, Umbertino that video was hilarious. You guys all know how to make this girl smile... I think I need a possum whistle for my crappy ass Saturn. I have been kind enough to avoid the possums driving home late. But with this handy dandy tool, hmm...no more of that. One quick question though, does possum emit the same smell as a skunk when you hit it? When this does RV, I think I will put one of those "gone RV-ing" (they use to sell motorhomes) bumper stickers, on my new car. In the words of Jeff Foxworthy, Here's Your Sign. (That's gonna be mine). ;D SM...My pleasure to make you smile / laugh. Ciao PAISA'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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