Is Romance Dead?

[moose 57]

Is Romance Dead?

A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort

of guy, texted back:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise.

(Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?)

[Man_Kind]

Nice Moose !

 

Have to send that one around to my co-workers, if ya don't mind.

[Shabibilicious]

Hahaha......thanks Moose, needed that.    

 

GO RV, then BV

[RodandStaff]

Nothin' like a healthy dose of reality to put a damper on that romantic spark!!!    

 

Thanks for the mornin' chuckle moose!!!   

[SnowGlobe7]

that is soooooo my hubby.

[Shabibilicious]

that is soooooo my hubby.

 

Hubby's a toilet texter??  NICE!      

 

GO RV, then BV

[millionaire in training]

You cant force romance........Either you are a romantic person or you're not. 

 

Romantic people think differently than people that are'nt.   There really is a big difference.

[429]

Well that just went out to my email list.

Thanks Moose!

[Sage449]

OMGOODNESS - I HOOTED OVER THIS ONE

[Shabibilicious]

You cant force romance........Either you are a romantic person or you're not. 

 

Romantic people think differently than people that are'nt.   There really is a big difference.

 

That's a great story......now take your top off.       (JUST KIDDING)

 

GO RV, then BV

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

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TOILET HUMOR, MOOSE...? Really...?

 

yuh, we'd Happy Hour with ya....       

 

funny stuff....

[SnowGlobe7]

Hubby's a toilet texter??  NICE!      

 

GO RV, then BV

 

Yes he is..I sent him your number...now he will send you that stuff and not me!!!

[myst]

Good one Moose......          ROTFLMAO!!!!