Guest views are now limited to 12 pages. If you get an "Error" message, just sign in! If you need to create an account, click here.

Jump to content
  • CRYPTO REWARDS!

    Full endorsement on this opportunity - but it's limited, so get in while you can!

The Moral of the Story


Recommended Posts

The  teacher gave her fifth grade class an  assignment:  Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.  The next day, the kids came back and, one by one,  began to tell their stories.

 

There  were all the regular types of stuff:   Spilled milk and pennies saved.  But then  the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.

 

"Janie,  do you have a story to share?"

 

'Yes  ma'am.  My daddy told me a story about my Mommy.  She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit.  She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival  knife. 

  

She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed  her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.

She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife,  till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

 

''Good  Heavens,' said the horrified teacher.  What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this  horrible story?"

 

"Don't screw around with Mommy when she's been drinking."

 

 

 

 

-

  • Upvote 5
Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.



  • Similar Content

    • By 429
      I stole this from a friend who posted it on a different site. -429
       
      Like many others, I have been asked what I did on my Submarine. This is the best response that I have ever seen and thought it was worth sharing.
      On my submarine, we did some of the stuff we did. We didn’t do the other stuff we did because if we did do it, it was a secret. So we didn’t do it. Even though we did, but not really.
      The medals my shipmates and I didn’t earn for doing what we didn’t do, we did receive, except we didn’t, because we never went where we were and weren’t there when we were, but we did the stuff we didn’t do while we weren’t there not doing it.
      As far as what boat I was on, we didn’t go where we went and didn’t do what we did while not doing it.
      So, the bottom line, we weren’t on a boat that I won’t mention, not doing what we did, where we weren’t…
      I hope this clarifies things.
    • By Whatshername
      This Is Why Eating Healthy Is Hard (Time Travel Dietician)
       
       
    • By Whatshername
      It's funny... because it's true!  
      Gavin McInnes: I Can No Longer Tell When Liberals Are Kidding
      (LANGUAGE WARNING) Gavin McInnes confesses that the SJW left has become so deranged that he doesn't know whether their latest complaints are serious.
       
       
       
    • By Whatshername
      A Classic!   
      Uploaded on Oct 4, 2009A man calling in late for work witnesses a car crash and the ensuing confrontation; he narrates the entire episode to his coworker's voice mail.
       
       
    • By Whatshername
      Gentlemen (and ladies), Start Your Engines!!!  NASCAR Season is upon us!  
      Who's excited?  😜
       🏁   🚗💨
       
       
  • Testing the Rocker Badge!

  • Live Exchange Rate

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.