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The Moral of the Story


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The  teacher gave her fifth grade class an  assignment:  Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.  The next day, the kids came back and, one by one,  began to tell their stories.

 

There  were all the regular types of stuff:   Spilled milk and pennies saved.  But then  the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.

 

"Janie,  do you have a story to share?"

 

'Yes  ma'am.  My daddy told me a story about my Mommy.  She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit.  She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival  knife. 

  

She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed  her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.

She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife,  till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

 

''Good  Heavens,' said the horrified teacher.  What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this  horrible story?"

 

"Don't screw around with Mommy when she's been drinking."

 

 

 

 

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