jg1 Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 I hope they RV this thing before the Iraqi's catch on and start dumping the dollar and start buying the dinar. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 YEARS LATER Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 june 30th is sunday .... july 1st is a monday morning .. okie should go ahead and call it just to be safe .. then he can say ...see ..i told ya .. Well I'm not Okie, but here goes . . . [ clears throat ] Hello all you knuckleheads and nit wits, family [ most of you the illegitimate sprogges of my overactive loins ] saps at sea and any other fool out there that wouldn't draw his or her next breath without hearing from my magnanamous personage. [ . . . bunch o' dolts, I say a bunch o' dolts ]. I'm calling, Callin', that's right Callin' the 1st of Jooooly, 2013 the day of the long awaited, much anticipated RV !!!!!!!! We shall all be bedeviled . . . I mean delivered form the bonds and the chains the Unholy Global Cabal has clasped so heavily upon our persons ! [ here it comes, wait for it ]. The Intel I have in my possession is so secret I dare not divulge any of it. If I did my deeply imbedded mole [ deeper than a hemoroid ] would suffer arrest, imprisionment, almost certainly torture and possibly even death; YES, dear friends, DEATH. So y'all understand my deep convictions when it comes to retaining the [bullshot], secrecy of the identity of my sister who is also my cousin, retired seaman and clog dancing instructor at the Maliki Dance Studio & Storm Door Company, living quietly in a suburb of Bagdad at 69 King Darius Lane, Hamarabi District, b34 w 57 -65. So you see the Identity of my mole is to, well, remain secret . . .nuff said ! All I can truly say is that we SHALL BE BLESSED AND DELIVERED TO THE PROMISED LAND DEAR BELIEVERS I SAY UNTO YOU. God Bless, bye Okie 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt.cliff Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer Posted June 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 Someone been smoking some. Wacky weed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rightsonword Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 I hope they RV this thing before the Iraqi's catch on and start dumping the dollar and start buying the dinar. Why? So only we benefit from a rate increase? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuckFinley Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 Well I'm not Okie, but here goes . . . [ clears throat ] Hello all you knuckleheads and nit wits, family [ most of you the illegitimate sprogges of my overactive loins ] saps at sea and any other fool out there that wouldn't draw his or her next breath without hearing from my magnanamous personage. [ . . . bunch o' dolts, I say a bunch o' dolts ]. I'm calling, Callin', that's right Callin' the 1st of Jooooly, 2013 the day of the long awaited, much anticipated RV !!!!!!!! We shall all be bedeviled . . . I mean delivered form the bonds and the chains the Unholy Global Cabal has clasped so heavily upon our persons ! [ here it comes, wait for it ]. The Intel I have in my possession is so secret I dare not divulge any of it. If I did my deeply imbedded mole [ deeper than a hemoroid ] would suffer arrest, imprisionment, almost certainly torture and possibly even death; YES, dear friends, DEATH. So y'all understand my deep convictions when it comes to retaining the [bullshot], secrecy of the identity of my sister who is also my cousin, retired seaman and clog dancing instructor at the Maliki Dance Studio & Storm Door Company, living quietly in a suburb of Bagdad at 69 King Darius Lane, Hamarabi District, b34 w 57 -65. So you see the Identity of my mole is to, well, remain secret . . .nuff said ! All I can truly say is that we SHALL BE BLESSED AND DELIVERED TO THE PROMISED LAND DEAR BELIEVERS I SAY UNTO YOU. God Bless, bye Okie Great... Sounds to me like a mixture of Okie and Possum actually.........Good job,10 YEARS LATER.....Smile. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemac Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 June 30th would be the best day ever, 1st is that's the day my Lala said yes to me at the altar, 2nd a R.V. And make some money? What a awesome 23rd Annerversity that would be. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supergirl Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 @10Yearslater that was freakin HILARIOUS!!!! Thanks for the HUGE belly laugh this morning. I needed that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronscarpa Posted June 29, 2013 Report Share Posted June 29, 2013 Sounds good Boozer .. I like it...! Let it be so, but I'd prefer a higher rate while we're "wishin' " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tx Hurricane Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 I can't wait to see all the rich contractors from Iraq and Afghanistan at the Dubai International Airport with their 1st Class ticket home. I will be the one with the smile from ear to ear. Just got back from R&R but I will make that long trip home this time gladly as I will NOT be coming back. Please RV, SOOOOOOOOON! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehotdogguy Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 June 30th sounds good to us.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R2d2dc Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 Well I'm not Okie, but here goes . . . [ clears throat ] Hello all you knuckleheads and nit wits, family [ most of you the illegitimate sprogges of my overactive loins ] saps at sea and any other fool out there that wouldn't draw his or her next breath without hearing from my magnanamous personage. [ . . . bunch o' dolts, I say a bunch o' dolts ]. I'm calling, Callin', that's right Callin' the 1st of Jooooly, 2013 the day of the long awaited, much anticipated RV !!!!!!!! We shall all be bedeviled . . . I mean delivered form the bonds and the chains the Unholy Global Cabal has clasped so heavily upon our persons ! [ here it comes, wait for it ]. The Intel I have in my possession is so secret I dare not divulge any of it. If I did my deeply imbedded mole [ deeper than a hemoroid ] would suffer arrest, imprisionment, almost certainly torture and possibly even death; YES, dear friends, DEATH. So y'all understand my deep convictions when it comes to retaining the [bullshot], secrecy of the identity of my sister who is also my cousin, retired seaman and clog dancing instructor at the Maliki Dance Studio & Storm Door Company, living quietly in a suburb of Bagdad at 69 King Darius Lane, Hamarabi District, b34 w 57 -65. So you see the Identity of my mole is to, well, remain secret . . .nuff said ! All I can truly say is that we SHALL BE BLESSED AND DELIVERED TO THE PROMISED LAND DEAR BELIEVERS I SAY UNTO YOU. God Bless, bye Okie Better watch it, they will start calling you an Okie impersonator and telling everyone that your impersonation is the reason it didn't RV when they said it would. By the way I loved it! r2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi1 Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 Only a few hours remain till the banks close for the day in Iraq. We can kiss the June RV goodby. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TotalNewb Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 Yep. If it doesn't happen tomorrow, I think we can put our dinar away for awhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike5103 Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 June 30th.I'm in.GO RV............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phonenazi Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 Really? I think it's going RV at $3.24. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaygo Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 Really? I think it's going RV at $3.24. Tell us why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Routine Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 June 30 the rate stands @1166. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Hayduke Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 From XE: Base currency is IQD. Rates as of 2013-06-30 14.58:00 UTC (GMT). 1,160.20 IQD to 1 USD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 Really? I think it's going RV at $3.24. That's what I call realistic, grounded and down-to-earth..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IQD2R2 Posted July 1, 2013 Report Share Posted July 1, 2013 10 Years . . . Ha Ha Ha! He been playing with that Wacky Iraqi Tobacky!! Taking a toke of smoke from the bloke of a Joke in Oke. (Will believing this hokes will leave me broke?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leigh2 Posted July 1, 2013 Report Share Posted July 1, 2013 Hey Pattyangel. Thank your hubby for his service in Afghanistan for me. I really appreciate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted July 1, 2013 Report Share Posted July 1, 2013 10 Years . . . Ha Ha Ha! He been playing with that Wacky Iraqi Tobacky!! Taking a toke of smoke from the bloke of a Joke in Oke. (Will believing this hokes will leave me broke?) Pass me a coke..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas1 Posted July 1, 2013 Report Share Posted July 1, 2013 From XE: Base currency is IQD. Rates as of 2013-06-30 14.58:00 UTC (GMT). 1,160.20 IQD to 1 USD[/size] Shocker......can we check 6/30/2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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