clkelle Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 perhaps it was 3.40, it could happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGCG Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 My sister's friend's husband knows a man, who spoke to this woman that walks the dog of an iraqi currently staying in the UK for very short time, - now thats some funny **** RATE and DATE direct from Iraq from m_savio It is with great joy and responsibility that i bring you this news, which although posted in the rumor threads i assure you, is from a very trustworthy and reliable source, in the heart of the situation and would be better posted on the Dinar Fact website, if there was one! I'm breaking my silence here and also going against the trust of a family member but i am also aware there is many out there in need of this RV so i'll just lay it down straight as i heard it. My sister's friend's husband knows a man, who spoke to this woman that walks the dog of an iraqi currently staying in the UK for very short time, while she finds new job as she has just lost hers like many throughout the globe. The difference here being that she worked in a refreshments cafe in the political centre of iraq, where many big names eat meals between meetings. 2 weeks ago while mopping the floor she noticed non other than Maliki and Talabani chatting over coffee on far side of the cafe, it was late and with no one around she casually worked her way towards the seating area. Being careful not to look up or attract attention keeping her head down she mopped past the third table to the right and overheard several words. The words were to the effect of "we're cashing in monday". Out of the corner of her eye she saw them both nod while staring squarely at each other across the table then Maliki accidently nudged a piece of paper off the table as they both froze. It floated to the floor landing sunny side up and she caught a glimpse it had $8.40 scrawled to the bottom left side. As she quickly looked away Talabani slapped Maliki round the chops in disgust that he should be so careless and picked up the piece of paper. She then reports seeing one of the men sign a document and place it in an envelope which they both kissed before locking in a briefcase. Upon realizing they may have been overheard or seen she then witnessed Maliki and Talabani scuttle from the cafe right out the door. Now although this comes from a very reliable source i do ask you not to shoot the messenger or bash this down, and thank the skys this website is now here and has given me a place to lay down the burden of this top secret info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wetgravity Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 awesome, chapter 1 of a poorly thought out fiction novel. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinarczarina Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 saw that one coming from a mile away.....now go out and play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMac Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 That was there tab...2egg breakfast combo for each ttls $8.40. He didn't want anyone to see the check because he's really not old enough to get the AARP discount he was using. Very hush hush!My sister's brother's coworkers nephew's boss's banker's secretary's dog walker said it would RV on Tuesday, in the library with the Candlestick! Oh wait, wrong game!LOLOLOL ; )shhhhh -- wouldn't want AARP to know there's a membership card that hasn't been torn up yet & sent to ASA for the ASA discount : ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimberlyHanson Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it. ~George SaintsburyLighten up people! How shall we ever get through this without a few laughs?Keep 'em coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k98nights Posted April 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 I don't like long drawn-out explanations of anything... so I'll just say it this way:1. I don't spend much time in the rumor forum because it's a rumor forum and therefore 99.9% horseshyte.2. Because of #1 above I hadn't seen the silly post I posted and thought it was so ridiculous that it was funny3. I posted it to get you to laugh.4. If you're so uptight that a light-beam couldn't escape your arse, you need a megadose of Zoloft and shouldn't be a currency speculator5. Bite me! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoore648 Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 crazy just plan crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rtrusty Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 By the way do they write their numbers like we do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echomarie Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Thats funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BetOnDinar Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Looks like the swelling went down in your lips but it seems your black powder rifle blew up in your face......to much powderYou mean not enough powder !! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BetOnDinar Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Woody,On another posting, you wrote you were a published author. By published, did you mean fiction on DinarVets??? What a total joke! And some people are responding as if you are serious. That is so cruel. LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BetOnDinar Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Woo Boy!!! My stomach is going to rupture ... I'm laughing so hard I crying ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoffeeDave Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 84 cents I would believe but why not lets all dream about that one!!! 84 million for 40 notes bring it on BABY...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RV4Me333 Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 I'm all for a good joke but at least tell people it's a joke so nobody gets hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 I don't like long drawn-out explanations of anything... so I'll just say it this way:1. I don't spend much time in the rumor forum because it's a rumor forum and therefore 99.9% horseshyte.2. Because of #1 above I hadn't seen the silly post I posted and thought it was so ridiculous that it was funny3. I posted it to get you to laugh.4. If you're so uptight that a light-beam couldn't escape your arse, you need a megadose of Zoloft and shouldn't be a currency speculator5. Bite me! LOLThank you Woody - all the research that you do and the time you take to post the news - to see something like this was absolutely wonderful.....THANK YOU!!!!To those that were "not so nice" - yes we all want this to take off - but coming from someone that is in Iraq - there isn't much going on except the killings - so instead of reading all the negative crap that takes place over here....kick back and enjoy the posts that (hopefully) make you smile and laugh....and be appreciative of the ones that WILL POST when there is something to actually post......Woody - I have said it before darlin - if you are out of cigars - let me know and I will send ya some..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean M. Scott. Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Great Post Woody, try not to Ryle~Up the Peasants...I thought it came from Ferous Bueller's Day Off. Keep me laughing woody,(Cheers~Mate).! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chief V Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 That was there tab...2egg breakfast combo for each ttls $8.40 No doubt, round it up to $15.00 tip included...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bode Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Woody did my sisters friends boyfriends neice's uncle twice married to their aunts stepmothers 2nd cusines fatherinlaws baby brothers grandfathers,adopted twin sisters nephews sell you some big crack rocks to smoke prior to this bs post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amni_wealth Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 I still remember from 1 of my brain cell that this rumor was from last year and it didn't happen at all. What a joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
god bless Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Hey woody,that is so crazy,i had to laugh on that one.little creative,little absurd,but,hold on to your horses,this one makes,everyone giggle.just imagine,a person with 10 million dinar.that is $84 million usdollars,and after taxes,that would be $50,400,000.00 after 40% paid in taxes.who would of thought,that a 10k investment would bring in 50 million in return.not even microsoft...or,google,or any other investment,that can bring in so much.so,i don't think this one will either...maybe 10 million,not 84 million...and, as always,god bless..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whassell Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 i think i saw this seen in a movie once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 It's great to see some good humor! I like the new pic k98, way better than cigar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOC Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 I think i remember who originally posted this and it was ment as a joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ladwiss Posted April 10, 2010 Report Share Posted April 10, 2010 Untwist your underpants folks!! When this HITS, the people posting on here are not the ones that control the facts,rates,dates and amount of gas you put in your cars. You will be able to type the word DINAR in the search box and press ENTER and see your bloody rate as it will be Easy to find. Just not to long ago the Dong and the Won revalued and many sites had the truth of what went down. You'll be worrying about who will be paying what instead of who is posting what. Breath in ....breath out... Breath in... breath out... P.S. I probably want this more than you do, if that's possible ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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