'Tis the Season....BBQ Rules

[smee2]

 

OOPS ... IF YOU FOUND YOUR WAY HERE, YOU MUST BE REALLY CURIOUS ... I DIDN'T GET TO PUT IN THE HEADER BEFORE MY COMPUTER DID A LITTLE NUMBER ON ME ... IT IS ALIVE AND REALLY TRYING TO DRIVE ME TO THE NUT HOUSE ... HEADER SHOULD HAVE BEEN ... 'TIS THE SEASON ... BBQ RULES.

 

IF ANY MOD CAN REPOST WITH THAT HEADER, I WOULD BE GRATEFUL ... MORE PEOPLE WOULD GET TO SEE THIS IF THEY KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT ... I THINK

 

SMEE2 
 

 

 

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the

etiquette of this sublime outdoorcooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the

following chain of events are put into motion:

 

 

Routine... 
(1) The woman buys the food. 
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. 
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is  

           lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. 
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

 

 

       Here comes the important part:

(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine... 
(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. 
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

 

        Important again:

 
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. 
More routine... 
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. 
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

 

        And most important of all:

(11) Everyone PRAISES the MANand THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction,

                 concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

Edited May 20, 2013 by TexasGranny

[Shabibilicious]

......and your point is?......     By the way Smee.....no self-respecting BBQ stud would allow a woman to pick out the meat.    

 

GO RV, then BV