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PONDERISMS


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PONDERISMS

(some things to think about, but not too seriously)

 

1- I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

 

 

2- There are two kinds of pedestrians . .  The quick and the dead.

 

 

3- Life is sexually transmitted.

 

 

4- Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

 

 

5- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

 

 

6- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

 

 

7- Have you noticed since everyone has a cell phone these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

 

 

8- Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

 

 

9- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

 

 

10- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

 

 

11- How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

 

 

12- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out'? Hmmmmm, How about eggs ? . . .

 

 

13- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

 

 

14- Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

 

 

16- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

 

 

17- Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

 

 

18- Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

 

 

19- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 

 

20- Do you ever wonder why you open my posts? :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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