Okie is downn.... pray for him sheeple. Oh wait he's happy!!!! BAAHHHHHHHH

[Belecosity]

[..okieoilman] GOOD TUESDAY EVENING AMERICA, SHIPS AT SEA AND ALL OUR WORLD WIDE FRIENDS. (NOTICE THERE ARE NO APOSTROPHYS THATS FOR MY CRITICS BENEFIT) J.K.--

TODAY HAS BEEN ONE OF THE CRAPPIEST (IS THAT A WORD?) DAY'S OF MY LIFE.

THE PHONE STARTED RINGING MUCH BEFORE I WANTED TO START ANSWERING THE SAME 3 QUESTIONS POSED TO ME EACH DAY THIS MORNING. GOT UP MADE THE WORST CUP OF COFFEE EVER MADE--STUMPED MY TOE ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER--BROKE UP A DOG FIGHT--CUT MYSELF SHAVING-

THE ELECTICITY WENT OFF FOR A SHORT WHILE--THE NEIGHBOR'S COW'S FERTILIZED MY LAWN (YUCK) -BROKE UP ANOTHER DOG FIGHT--MADE THE 2ND WORST CUP OF COFFEE AND THEN THE DAY PROGRESSED MUCH IN THE SAME MANNER.

HAD A MYRIAD OF NEGATIVE PHONE CALLS FROM PEOPLE I NEVER EVEN HEARD OF AND OUTSIDE OF THAT THE DAY WASN'T TOO BAD..

IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYONE WAS READY TO EITHER JUMP OUT OF TALL BUILDINGS--RUN DOWN THE STREET WITH THEIR HAIR ON FIRE--SELL THEIR DINAR AND DONG OR---TRY TO GET A JOB AT WAL-MART.

BUT----AS PAUL HARVEY USED TO SAY--HERE IS THE REST OF THE STORY-
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I HAVE JUST NOW RECEIVED INFORMATION REGARDING OUR INTEREST. AS OF 5 P.M. THE LEAD BANK INVOLVED WITH THE R/V-C/E HAD A UNTIMATUM GIVEN BY THE 3 MOST POWERFUL PEOPLE IN THE FINANCIAL WORLD THAT THEY WOULD EITHER EXPEDITE THIS PROCESS OR ANOTHER 2 OF THE BIG BANKS WOULD BE GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE THE MILLIONS TO RECEIVE FROM THE REDEMPTION OF THE CURRENCY WE NOW HOLD.

THE ORIGIONAL BANK THEN PUT THE PROCESS ON A TIMER AND IT IS NOW OFFICIALLY LOCKED AND LOADED TO COME TO FRUITION. I WAS NOT TOLD WHAT TIMING IS INVOLVED BUT WAS TOLD IT WAS A SHORT FUSE ON THE FIRECRACKER.

FOR SUCH A ROTTEN DAY TO TURN OUT TO BE ONE OF THE BEST DAYS IS TRULY AN ANSWER TO ALL OUR PRAYERS. THE PROCESS AT LEAST HAS TO BE AT A POINT OF NO RETURN NOW.

AS I KNOW MORE WITHOUT BETRAYING A GAG ORDER AND GIVING SPECIFIC DETAILS I AM HAPPY TO GIVE THIS REPORT. BLESSINGS TO EACH OF YOU

..okieoilman] IT APPEARS LIKE GOD HAS WAITED UNTIL 11.59 TO BRING THIS BABY HOME

..okieoilman] IT'S HARD FOR AN OLE FIGHTER PILOT TO STAY AROUND AFTER HE HAS DROPPED HE ORDINANCE--HE DOES HIS JOB AND GET'S THE HE-- OUT OF DODGE. THE ENEMY IS NEVER FRIENDLY AFTER YOU HAVE FRYED HIS COMRADES--BESIDES THAT--FUEL IS LOW NOW

[..okieoilman] YOU ARE MISSING THE MEANING OF 11.59-----WHAT THAT INDICATED WAS SIMPLY THAT GOD SOMETIMES WAITS TILL THE LAST MINUTE---YOU ARE BAD ABOUT READING INTO MY POSTS WHAT YOU THINK--YOU SHOULD KNOW BY NOW THAT I DON'T PLAY CRYPTIC GAMES AND I STATE IT AS IT IS WITHOUT ANY INTERPRETATION NEEDED.

 [..okieoilman] PLEASE DON'T USE LOOSE INTERPRETATIONS OR CONJECTURE OR SPECULATION AS TO TIMING AND DATE--AS SOON AS I KNOW IT AND MAKE THE POST--YOU WILL KNOW IMMEDIATELY--DON'T GET YOUR SHORT'S IN A WAD--JUST RELAX AND KNOW SHE'S COMING ROUND THE BEND NOW

[terryfran] ..okieoilman ..okieoilman What does the 11:59 timing mean?

[..okieoilman] TERRYFRAN --NOW AND FOR THE LAST TIME--THE 11-59 REFER'S TO SOMETIME GOD WAITS TILL NEARLY MIDNIGHT TO MAKE THINGS HAPPEN--THAT WAS NOT A TIME INDICATOR

[..okieoilman] THE MASTER MAGICAN OF THIS WHOLE AFFAIR (WHICH I WILL REVEAL SOMEDAY) WALKED INTO A SPECIFIED LOCATION AND TOLD THOSE IN CHARGE-----YOUR FIRED!!!!!!--THEN TOOK OVER THE OPERATION AND IT PROGRESSED FROM THERE--(AFTER ALL--HE HAS THE MONEY TO DO SO)

 

all hail okie.. shepherd of sheep......

[capt.cliff]

Wow! I am so relieved by this , just calms me right down, I was so upset I would not get on a boat , airplane or anything that needed a landing or even park my truck-- I was looking for anyone who could tell me where to buy a camel and the best way to pitch my tent

Thanks oak for clearing all this up!--crystal clear now!

[Texas1]

Now if only someone could inform Iraq that they are to rv their currency.....

[Totalspambox3000]

Wanna hear a joke?

-gag order

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[R2d2dc]

Thanks Belecosity

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