And Adam Said ...

[smee2]

God 

said, "Adam, I

want you to do 

something for 

Me." 

Adam 

said, "Gladly, 

Lord, what do You 

want me to do?" 

God 

said, "Go down 

into that 

valley."

Adam said, "What's 

a valley?" 

God explained it to him.

Then God said, 

"Cross the 

river."

Adam said, "What's a 

river?" 

God explained that 

to him, and then said, 

"Go over to the 

hill....." 

Adam said,

"What is a 

hill?" 

So, God explained to 

Adam what a hill was. 

He told Adam, "On 

the 

other side of the 

hill you will find a 

cave." 

Adam said, 'What's a 

cave?' 

After God explained, 

He 

said, "In the cave 

you will find a woman." 

Adam said, "What's a 

woman?' 

So God explained 

that to him, too. 

Then, God said, 'I 

want you 

to 

reproduce."

Adam said, "How do 

I do 

that?"  

God first said (under 

His breath), "Geez....." 

And then, 

just like everything else, God explained that to 

Adam, as 

well. 

So, Adam goes down 

into 

the valley, 

across the river, and 

over the hill, 

into the 

cave, and finds the 

woman. 

Then, in 

about forty five minutes, he was back. 

God, 

His patience 

wearing thin, said

angrily, "What is 

it

now?" 

And Adam said.... 

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(YOU'RE GOING TO 

LOVE 

THIS!!!!!!)

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"What's a

headache?"

[dog53]

gooood one smee  good one 

[bamagirl]

Bahahahaha!!!!!

[littlesam]

     .....too funny...  

[Seabee]

I had been sick for the last ten days and only started to feel better today. I pick up my iPad and go to DV.com and the first thread I see is something about "Adam Said".

I read and read, and then I am wondering, why is God talking to Adam Montana?

Then it dawns on me, Dah!!!

I must have really been ill.

Nice job Smee

[umbertino]

 

God 

said, "Adam, I

want you to do 

something for 

Me." 

Adam 

said, "Gladly, 

Lord, what do You 

want me to do?" 

God 

said, "Go down 

into that 

valley."

Adam said, "What's 

a valley?" 

God explained it to him.

Then God said, 

"Cross the 

river."

Adam said, "What's a 

river?" 

God explained that 

to him, and then said, 

"Go over to the 

hill....." 

Adam said,

"What is a 

hill?" 

So, God explained to 

Adam what a hill was. 

He told Adam, "On 

the 

other side of the 

hill you will find a 

cave." 

Adam said, 'What's a 

cave?' 

After God explained, 

He 

said, "In the cave 

you will find a woman." 

Adam said, "What's a 

woman?' 

So God explained 

that to him, too. 

Then, God said, 'I 

want you 

to 

reproduce."

Adam said, "How do 

I do 

that?"  

God first said (under 

His breath), "Geez....." 

And then, 

just like everything else, God explained that to 

Adam, as 

well. 

So, Adam goes down 

into 

the valley, 

across the river, and 

over the hill, 

into the 

cave, and finds the 

woman. 

Then, in 

about forty five minutes, he was back. 

God, 

His patience 

wearing thin, said

angrily, "What is 

it

now?" 

And Adam said.... 

* 

* 

(YOU'RE GOING TO 

LOVE 

THIS!!!!!!)

*

* 

*

*

*

"What's a

headache?"

 

lol.

I had been sick for the last ten days and only started to feel better today. I pick up my iPad and go to DV.com and the first thread I see is something about "Adam Said".

I read and read, and then I am wondering, why is God talking to Adam Montana?

Then it dawns on me, Dah!!!

I must have really been ill.

Nice job Smee

I admit I thought same thing at first.

[DWitte]

Finally, something intelligent here on DV.  Thanks Smee.

[smee2]

Oh No!!!!!! 

 

I am so sorry that some of you thought I was referring to Adam Montana. It never even crossed my mind. I am not so seriously involved in the forum that "Adam" makes me think of him first. Force of habit ... I always think of the Biblical Adam first. Now if Adam had been named something else ... like ... oh let's say ... Elvis, or Woodrow, or maybe ...  well, I was going to say "Donald" but then I wouldn't really know myself whether to think "Trump" or "Duck". 

 

 

smee2

[Silverdinar]

Smee2.... I agree I too felt the post was addressed to Adam our Mentor and Leader of dinarian followers. I must say there are some similarities. I hope he hears from God as well... I have been asking Him ( God ) to reveal this simple little tidbit of intel. Just so I could have a little insider information...lol

[willy1der]

PLUS 1 Smee2, that was great!