Joke for the day!

[DiveDeepSix]

Johnny is sitting in math class and the teacher says, "Ok class there are 5 birds on a wire a hunter comes a long and shoots one of the birds how many birds are left?

 

Little Dog53 replies, "There would be 2 left"  The teacher says no Dog that's not right there are 5 birds and a hunter shoots one how many are left?

 

Little Bama replies, "There would be 3 left"  The teacher responds no that's not correct.  Anyone?

 

Little Johnny replies, "There wouldn't be any birds left"  The teacher a bit confused says how did you come up with that Johnny?

 

Johnny says, "Well after the hunter shot the first bird the rest of them would've flown away!"

 

The teacher says well Johnny that's not the answer I was looking for but I like your line of thinking!

 

Johnny says, "Teacher I have a similar question, there are 3 women, they all have a Popsicle, one is licking hers, one is sucking hers, and one is biting hers.............which one is the married one?"

 

The teacher a bit embarrassed says, "Well I suppose it's the one sucking hers"

 

Johnny responds, "No actually it's the one with the wedding ring, but hey I like your line of thinking!"       

Edited March 30, 2013 by DiveDeepSix

[Slaydadea]

Dog53! Now that's funny!!! You go diver. Dogs got a sense of humor!  onetwoya!

[Bumper64]

 

[moose 57]

That was great!

[SnowGlobe7]

AWESOME!!!!