Slaydadea Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye.Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.''About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?""Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote an email: Dear MaMa, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Your Loving Son Anthony Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his MaMa which read: Dear son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.Your Loving MaMa 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumper64 Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 Very Funny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleEye Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 Funny....Mrs.Ravioli, huh....I actually love them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty B Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 Scherzo divertente. Sono una madre italiana e mi piace il suo stile!!!! Bravo! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaydadea Posted March 29, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 Scherzo divertente. Sono una madre italiana e mi piace il suo stile!!!! Bravo! I just love it when you talk dirty! When anybody talks dirty really. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaduku Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 Yeah RIGHT! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIBoy Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 wait, I don't get it. Is her name Ravioli or did they have Ravioli for dinner? Is this a rent stabilized building they live in? I betcha these freakin people are from Bensonhurst. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 (edited) Scherzo divertente. Sono una madre italiana e mi piace il suo stile!!!! Bravo! Non lo sapevo .....Complimenti per il tuo italiano....... I wasn't aware of that....Congrats on your Italian. She wrote "funny joke.....I'm an Italian Mother and I like your style . Bravo!". I just love it when you talk dirty! When anybody talks dirty really. Not dirty....Smile... See translation above.... PS.I know you're just kidding. Edited March 29, 2013 by umbertino 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patty B Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 Umbertino, grazie, caro amico 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gymrat76541 Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 Never try to mess wit MaMa..........................................Good joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 (edited) Umbertino, grazie, caro amico E' un piacere, cara amica. It's a pleasure, my dear Friend. PS..She wrote " Umbertino, thanks dear friend". Edited March 29, 2013 by umbertino 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzur Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 Thanks for the great laughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandfly Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 OLD, BUT STILL GOOD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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