Humor Blonde Joke!!

[Goldiegirl]

Q: What do you call a smart blonde?

A: A Labrador.

A Golden Retriever....

[divemaster5734]

sorry goldiegirl...couldn't help it...

 

 

 

 

A blonde & her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog..
It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says,
"I've had enough of this". She goes downstairs.
The blonde finally comes back up to bed, and her husband says, "The dog is still barking.
What have you been doing?"
The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard,
let's see how THEY like it! "

 

 

A blonde was shopping at Target & came across a shiny silver Thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up & took
It to the clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said, "Why, that's a thermos..... It keeps hot things hot, And cold things cold."
"Wow," said the blonde, "that's amazing....I'm going to buy it!"
So she bought the thermos & took it to work the next day.
Her boss saw it on her desk. "What's that," he asked?
"Why, that's a thermos..... It keeps hot things hot & cold things
cold," she replied.. Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?"
The blond replied......."Two popsicles and some coffee."

[Man_Kind]

Ok, I'm going to get beaten for these since the wife is a blonde but oh well...

 

How do blondes like their eggs in the morning?  Unfertilized.

 

What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?  Full.

 

Whats the difference between a blonde man and a blonde woman?  The woman usually has a higher sperm count.

 

What did the blonde say after waking up after a party under a milk cow?  Oh you guys are still here!

 

What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?  A brunette with bad breath!

 

Alright time to back off before I get into the dirty ones!   Thanks for all the laughs gang!!   

 

Oly Crap DDS !

 

I just spit out my Lucky Charms all over my key board ! 

 

These are classics I must say .

[divemaster5734]

A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons.

She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup.

She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off...
 

[SnowGlobe7]

I don,t get any of them