Bumper64 Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Frank’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Frank’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire. “Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?” “Well, I’ve been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, ‘Guess who?’” I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose pedals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, “Do what ever you want.” So, here I am. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJinMontreal Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 PG ? Thanks Bumper... Although I think PG stands for Pretty Good in this instance!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 ***/// Hahahahahaha....! Be careful what you wish for, right...? Funny stuff! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigwave Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Great after dinner joke. I dare not tell my wife. I can keep that one and use it like an ace up my sleeve. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiverStyx Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Bump old buddy, I have to admit that was one of the good ones! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumper64 Posted March 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Bump old buddy, I have to admit that was one of the good ones! thank you brother, long time no see!! Glad to see you on here posting again!! Ride safe! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiaKaha Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Very funny... thanks, Bumper! KKMADD for Heather 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy1der Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 OH MYYYY Bump, thats as good as the wife telling you to go get those pills that help out for sex so you bring her home the diet pills! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sentinel7 Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 But what happened when he got home ? I have been trying to get in touch with Frank for a week now Surrender to your wife Retreat from your wife and Compromise with your wife otherwise you may end up thinking Hell would be a good place to move to. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iownya83 Posted March 5, 2013 Report Share Posted March 5, 2013 Best of both worlds right after hunting I'm sure she will still be there waiting or ...................................... maybe not 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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