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OBAMA FOR POPE

WASHINGTON, DC (AP Feb 20,2013)

- Sources close to the White House have learned that Barack Obama is planning to run for the office of Pope when the College of Cardinals convenes to elect a successor to ailing Benedict XVI at the end of this month.
 

Calling on the promise of Equality for All, Obama is said to firmly believe that the time has come for a non-Catholic to occupy the Vatican’s highest office.
 

Foreseeing a looming citizenship issue he states that he has discovered an Italian birth certificate that proves he was born in Rome before he was born in Kenya. “That Hawaiian birth certificate never has been worth what I paid for it anyway”, he noted.


Continuing, he concluded, “And there’s no way that a handful of cardinals could be more expensive to buy than 10 million voters in Michigan.”
 

Further questions should be directed to Obama's Papal campaign manager, Abdull Akeem Khanman. PEACE

 

Come on RV.

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I agree Rod he would make a great pope!

At least he is married so their wont be that sexual problem!

President pope has a nice RING to it, now you can kiss it too.

so many talents wins prizes and now he can lead the masses

to salvation all kneel down for the benediction.

God Bless Him!

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Ya'll think this is funny don't you. This is not very Christian of any of you. All should be ashamed. O dang sorry forgot where I was for a minute, keep laughing. It was funny.

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Awesome funny bigwave. Should be making it's first lap around the world by now!



Sounds like bigwave is blowing smoke........it's just not WHITE smoke.   :D 

 

GO RV, then BVC

 

Sounds like bigwave is blowing smoke........it's just not WHITE smoke.   :D 

 

GO RV, then BV

Hey Shabs, You know the difference between a 2013 Democratic Cadillac and a 2013 Republican Cadillac with climate control seats is?

 

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Awesome funny bigwave. Should be making it's first lap around the world by now!

Answer: The Republican Caddy has a very comfortable system that controls cool and heat based on a normal 98.6 body temp. The Democrat version, based on budget restraints just blows hot air up your a$$.  

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I agree Rod he would make a great pope!

At least he is married so their wont be that sexual problem!

President pope has a nice RING to it, now you can kiss it too.

so many talents wins prizes and now he can lead the masses

to salvation all kneel down for the benediction.

God Bless Him!

Sorry not a good candidate for being the Pope.  First of all he allows babies to be killed/murdered. If you agree with this thinking, you can kiss your salvation good bye. 

We all know that the Vatican has been no angel in leading its people, heck what faith, what corporation, what organization and what presidency has.  Not denying it. 

 

So as Christians we continue to pray for the fallen. 

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