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Okie Is In Flight

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From DR. This one's for Goldiegirl (who loves her some rumors)--

 

 
[..OKIEOILMAN] GOOD EVENING AMERICA, SHIP'S AT SEA AND ALL OUR WORLD WIDE FRIENDS. IT'S HARD TO FLY AND POST AT THE SAME TIME BUT I GUESS THIS IS A FIRST. I HAVE JUST PICKED UP THE OUTER MARKER AND AM REDUCING SPEED AND LETTING LANDING GEAR DOWN.

I SHOULD BE LANDING SOON AFTER THE OUTER MARKER IS REACHED AND FIELD IS IN SIGHT. I WILL KEEP YOU INFORMED WHEN TO EXPECT LANDING.

THIS IS A VERY ACTIVE FIELD AND MAY ENCOUNTER TRAFFIC AND HAVE TO AWAIT MY TURN TO LAND. I AM RUNNING LOW ON FUEL AND MAY BE GRANTED A PREFERENTIAL LANDING---IT'S ALL IN THE CONTROLLERS HAND'S NOW..

[..OKIEOILMAN] I ONLY AWAITING MY TURN TO LAND--SHOULDN'T BE VERY LONG NOW
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[..OKIEOILMAN] IT'S BEEN A VERY LONG FLIGHT---I AM VERY TIRED AND NOT AS QUICK RESPONSIVELY AS I SHOULD BE BUT I STILL THINK I CAN LAND THIS BIRD EVEN THO BLURRED EYED PRAY FOR A EXPEDIENT AND SUCCESSFUL LANDING FOR ME AS SOON AS I LAND THEN I WILL POST "THE POST" WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR

[..OKIEOILMAN] I AM SO ACCUSTOMED TO CARRIER LANDINGS, I MAY NEED SOMEONE TO "CALL THE BALL" FOR ME EVEN THO I WILL BE LANDING ON RUNWAY

stebusan] Jesus Take The Wheel!!
[..OKIEOILMAN] STEBUSAN--YOU MEAN THE STICK

[kitchencat] ..OKIEOILMAN look for green light, on glideslope, red under slope, apply power, no light, too high reduce power, contact approach control

 [..OKIEOILMAN] KITCHENCAT--NOT CLOSE ENOUGH YET TO OBSERVE V A S I

[..OKIEOILMAN] PART OF THE DELAY TODAY WAS OVER ROME WHEN I HAD TO DODGE THE POPE'S HELICOPTER==THEY DIDN'T INFORM ME WITH A NOTAM THAT THERE WAS A TEMPORARY NO-FLY ZONE--BOY DID THAT EVER EXCITE THE ITALIAN AIR FORCE--HAD TO GO TO AFTER BURNER TO GET AWAY FROM THEM. (JOKEING OF COURSE)

[..OKIEOILMAN] STAY GROUNDED TILL I LAND----IT WON'T BE IN THE NEXT FEW MINUTES--BE PATIENT
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[..OKIEOILMAN] I AM SO ACCUSTOMED TO CARRIER LANDINGS, I MAY NEED SOMEONE TO "CALL THE BALL" FOR ME EVEN THO I WILL BE LANDING ON RUNWAY

stebusan] Jesus Take The Wheel!!

[..OKIEOILMAN] STEBUSAN--YOU MEAN THE STICK

 

omg.........stebusan.............call the ball.........and take his stick..........GO DINAR

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lol

 

When I first looked at the post, I thought it said Okie was in a fight....lol.   Now, as I read it, it says Okie is in flight.  I think Okie finally flew over the kookoo's nest, or finally landed in it!!

 

 

Go RV or RI !!

:bravo:

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C'mon, guys!

 

Has Okie ever been wrong BEFORE??? Anybody remember late August a YEAR-and-a-HALF ago?? This guy is one very sick puppy. He should join back with Frank and BOTH of them get a shrink to help them on Frank's Blue Couch.

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