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Alas, how true. But if I can believe the dinar will someday have some value I can easily the Vikings will take home the trophy someday.

Ole and Sven have a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, both

die, and go to Hell.

The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves.

He says to them 'Doesnt the heat and smoke bother you?'

Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesooota, da land of

snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya

know.'

;

The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up

the heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two from

Minnesota, the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling

Walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished and exclaims,

'Everyone down here is in misery, and you two seem to be enjoying

yourselves?'

Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up

dere at da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's

dis nice.'

The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he

comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have

been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off.

The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are hanging

everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail,

moan or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with

Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber

hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering,

yelling and screaming like mad men.

The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the

heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is

wrong with you two?'

They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya

know, if hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super

Bowl.'

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The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand, when I turn up the

heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is

wrong with you two?'

They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya

know, if hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super

Bowl.'

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