Jesus and the Democrat

[DiveDeepSix]

JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT

( I don't care what party you like, this one's funny!!)

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and

asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the

restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give

Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He

shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a

cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that

Jesus, over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of

hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches.

He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's

about gettin' me a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looked across the

restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?

The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold

beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him

and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the

strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your

kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up

and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips

out the door.

Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.

The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me .. I'm collecting

disability."

[gizras]

Lol, perfect

[BradyBear]

This is sooo Funny, it really hits the nail on the head!!!

[bamagirl]

I really hate I even laughed at that but that was FUNNY!!!!

I really hate I even laughed at that but that was FUNNY!!!!

[RodandStaff]

Stranger things have happened DeepDiveSix... they most certainly have!!!

[BrokeNoMore]

The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me .. I'm collecting

disability."

I work in the truly getting well industry...not the "sick care industry" and I can tell you that everybody, both sides of the aisle, do exactly that, and LITERALLY don't want help. In case they'll lose their benefits. I see it every day.

Which totally wasn't the point...

We really do need to help people, but we also need to not allow being sick to work so well for them.