Three old bowlers‏

[moose 57]

Three old bowlers are walking down the fairway.

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old,

"You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens."

"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old. "When you're 70,

you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives,

eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens."

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6.00 am. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."

"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?" asked the 70-year old.

"No, I have one every morning at 6.30 am."

Puzzled with this the 60-year-old said, "Let's get this straight.

You pee every morning at 6.00 am and poop every morning at 6.30 am. So what's

so tough about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."

[umbertino]

Good one.

[fastarnie]

Wow, I just don't understand why bowlers would be walking down the fairway. :lol:

Excellent joke.

[magawatt]

Wow, I just don't understand why bowlers would be walking down the fairway. :lol:

Excellent joke.

A typo perhaps? From the content maybe they meant bowelrs?

Or maybe British bowling.

[RodandStaff]

Uff-dah!!! ...Good one moose!!!

[fastarnie]

A typo perhaps? From the content maybe they meant bowelrs?

Or maybe British bowling.

Oh ya, forgot about the British style, but I'm thinkin typo. Made the joke that much better for me.

[429]

Wow, I just don't understand why bowlers would be walking down the fairway. :lol:

Excellent joke.

They found inner peace, carlablum-style.

[fastarnie]

They found inner peace, carlablum-style.

Oh, that could definitely get them there too. :lol: Good stuff

[PhoenixGeorge]

Wow, I just don't understand why bowlers would be walking down the fairway. :lol:

Excellent joke.

That's easy to understand, the old bowlers can't pick up their balls any more so they took up golf. LOL

[fastarnie]

That's easy to understand, the old bowlers can't pick up their balls any more so they took up golf. LOL

That's funny right there. Right on.