A Message From Her Majesty the Queen...

[RodandStaff]

I keep coming back to this thread hoping someone will add #17 and so on. Just to keep the humour rollin so to speak. I thought it was funny, and so added to it. I hope other people enjoy the original post as much as I did.

Sorry fastarnie... I'm kinda slow somedays... ... O.K.... most days!!! Here goes an attempt anyway....

17. No more playing the sport you call "Ice Hockey"... truthfully you know it's just a sport of barbarians, while you say things like "I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out"... preposterous! And beside... I don't like being cold, that's why I didn't like what you refer to as "Norh Dakooootttttaaa aye"!!! As I stated before try something civilized like our football (what you have mistakenly called soccer). Nothing safer than that... unless of course your a fan and you get crushed in a riot of sorts.. but don't worry about that, we are rewriting the police reports as I speak so "it never happened"... safe sport, yes, that's what I said "safe"... and not violent like your barbaric sports. You have so much to learn... and I will be happy to teach you... just as soon as I finish my spot of tea!!!

[fastarnie]

Spot of tea...LOL...Loved it. Thanks for the laugh. :lol: My eyes got wet on that one. Thanks

[RodandStaff]

More going out on thin ice...

18) As of this moment all dental work, teeth whitening, braces, crowns, or anything that enhances the cosmetic look of those flashy American teeth shall stop, cease and desist immediately! That obviously has lead to your vanity.. which no good English chap would have... so stop those family photographs with all those pearly whites showing... they are disturbing to us civilized folks! Outrageous the amount of time you must waste on your vanity. We simply wouldn't do that... of course that's why I don't show my teeth when I smile but that's not the point right now. I will not tolerate you one upping us in any way. All toothpaste will be removed from your supermarkets and convenience stores and be replaced with bags of free candy. All dentist's will cease their business or face grave consequences... the rack will be reinstated just for those who disobey!

[zantac]

Still laughing after reading it for the 5th time

[umbertino]

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Sorry, just making sure you understood that. Hey, if the shoe were on the other foot I would ask you to have my back so I don't look too silly.. though that would be asking an awful lot my friend!!! Posted Image

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Rod... Nothing to be sorry about, my Friend... When I wrote "I know" I only meant that yes I did understand the humor....I love humor myself....Good for the brain cells and for the soul.

And sure... I'll have your back.. I deem you a Friend. People don't need to think exactly alike on everything ( Boring, wouldn't that be) in order to be friends....

Edited November 8, 2012 by umbertino

[RodandStaff]

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Sorry, just making sure you understood that. Hey, if the shoe were on the other foot I would ask you to have my back so I don't look too silly.. though that would be asking an awful lot my friend!!! Posted Image

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Rod... Nothing to be sorry about, my Friend... When I wrote "I know" I only meant that yes I did understand the humor....I love humor myself....Good for the brain cells and for the soul.

And sure... I'll have your back.. I deem you a Friend. People don't need to think exactly alike on everything ( Boring, wouldn't that be) in order to be friends....

[littlefeet]

"Am I still gonna be allowed to eat muktuk?" (mucktuck) That's whale blubber with the skin attached, its pretty good.

Do you fry those like you do with pork skins....MMM MMM !!! Good eatin;............wonder if the Queen would approve

[fastarnie]

More going out on thin ice...

18) As of this moment all dental work, teeth whitening, braces, crowns, or anything that enhances the cosmetic look of those flashy American teeth shall stop, cease and desist immediately! That obviously has lead to your vanity.. which no good English chap would have... so stop those family photographs with all those pearly whites showing... they are disturbing to us civilized folks! Outrageous the amount of time you must waste on your vanity. We simply wouldn't do that... of course that's why I don't show my teeth when I smile but that's not the point right now. I will not tolerate you one upping us in any way. All toothpaste will be removed from your supermarkets and convenience stores and be replaced with bags of free candy. All dentist's will cease their business or face grave consequences... the rack will be reinstated just for those who disobey!

Oh, doesn't that just fit. Your killin me, that too made my eyes wet. The whole time I was reading that I was thinking What no Platinum or Diamond grill, and then you come with the rack. Ouch!! Thanks again.

[teddyruxbin]

Don't you ever get tired of posting complete nonsense?

Do you ever get tired of the dum dum box telling you what reality is?

[magawatt]

#19 We are receiving disquieting reports of New Yorkers forming in gas lines. This has been deemed an offensive practice with dubious health consequences. Flatulence is a personal function and not a public undertaking.

Oh, I am now informed that the activity is actually a petrol que. This only underlines the importance of using proper language. And forming a petrol que is a so much less disquieting term to use.