Headstone contest winner‏

[moose 57]

A COWBOY TOMBSTONE

Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan , Utah . He died not knowing that he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest.

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me.

[Nelg]

Funny!

I heard about a woman who had put on her stone, "I told you I was sick!"

[win1mich]

Try this epitaph:

Gentle stranger passing by

As you are now, so once was I.

As I am now, you soon shall be

Prepare yourself to follow me.

Creepy, or what? I read that somewhere and still remember it.

I think this would win for the most creepy...but as a saved Christian, I know I'd be in heaven, so no worries there

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

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wow, WIN1...

That IS deep....

About 6' we'd say!

[Squatch]

Here are some more:

Tombstone Messages

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

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Very entertaining!

And thought-provoking.

That last one was a real kicker!

Thanks SQUATCH!

If our reward for this life is the heavenly hereafter,

it isn't any wonder so many folks apply a whimsical slant to leaving here.

Always leave 'em laughing...