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Yo mama so fat she stood on a scale and it said " to be continued"

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof

Yo mama so fat that when I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

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Yo Momma Is So Phat That She Even Puts Mayonaisse On Aspirin ! :o

:D:D:D

Guess what I'm serving up for the boys during NFL today? Won't they be surprised! On the plus side, none of them will go home with headaches. But do I serve Bud or Coors to complement the Mayo?

:lol:

Does your "Mom" know you escaped from the institution??.....is there a reward for your return?.....if so, how much?

Dr. Evil : "One Hundred Zillion Dinar!"

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