zigmeister Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Deputy Governor of the Central Bank of Iraq, Mohammed also known as Saleh burst from the CBI doors with a grand announcement. He declared to a couple of people munching on Greek biscuits, sitting in the lobby of the CBI a new, new plan. The Deputy declared the first phase of the bank's plan was to increase the capital of private banks to achieve its objectives through the achievement of monkey banks to capital minimum of 150 bananas. Mohammed said in a press statement that the first stage of raising monkeys for private banks ended with great success! Noting that the first phase has achieved 98% of its objectives! They now have 98% more monkeys than what they started with! The deputy governor added that "28 of the total 30 banks were able to reach the capital of monkeys set by the Central Bank! He said, "This is not an easy phase because monkeys require many things. Balls, tires, bananas, swings and so forth." He revealed some banks are backwards and do not understand monkeys and their needs but in the second phase of the plan started immediately after the first stage. The two people inquired, "When will we know when the second stage begins?" Mohammed said, "Soon...we are teaching the monkeys to count dinar, this takes time." No Link 5 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butifldrm Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Thanks Zig for the post but I'm tired of Iraq's Monkey Business. Kick the Monkey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas1 Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 When monkeys fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceV Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 There IS such a monkey that Does fly! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr john Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Had a wedding at my house yesterday. Got up at 3AM because I was told we would have to feed 9 monkeys. Turned out to be 9 Monks. Went back to bed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzur Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Would the exchange of big apes for little monkeys be 1:1? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fastarnie Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Magilla Gorilla, and Hey Hey We're the Monkee's. Oh Banana Splits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laid Back Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Monkey see monkey do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixirbaby Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Oh Zig, have you been drinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgyear Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 wow mockey see monkey do. go rv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 spank that monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman2010 Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 I like monkey justsan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MD34 Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Shock the Monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigmeister Posted September 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 And then there is spank the monkey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunk Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 12 Monkeys ... Decent flick .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveh12 Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 I Wish Cotton Was a Monkey I Wish Cotton Was a Monkey I Wish Cotton Was a Monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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