Deborah Layne Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 The Top Ten Reasons Why The RV Has Been Delayed #10: Okie's black jet lost it's radar and mistakenly landed in Reno. Scammers holding him hostage #9: Talabani told the only knee treatment available is in Reno. Dr. Beverly Skinner wheeled him over to the scammers. Currently cell mates with Okie. #8: Big Red RV button in CBI made with cheap Chinese Plastic. Needs repaired. #7: Maliki drafted to play the role of Mr. Spacely in the live action remake of "The Jetsons." #6: Chipmunks powering Baghdad electricity go on strike demanding better nuts. #5: Madame Wu opens Chinese restaurant in Reno to feed duped Dinarians #4: Obama deines existence of the Dinar. Tells Dinarians "You didn't buy that." #3: Biden goes to Baghdad and gives a speech......need we say more. #2: Shabibi horrified to discover Lower Denoms have pictures of Bush, Rumsfeld, and Cheney And the number one reason that the RV has been delayed: (Drum Roll Please) Iraq Parliament declares that all days ending in the letter "Y" are now official holidays. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldwarvet Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie123 Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Welcome to da DV forums Deborah, we sure can use all the humor we can get around here! Thank You! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MD34 Posted September 7, 2012 Report Share Posted September 7, 2012 Delay it, just do it. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
userghost Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 You just made my day, hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin-Powers-for-PM Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 The Top Ten Reasons Why The RV Has Been Delayed #10: Okie's black jet lost it's radar and mistakenly landed in Reno. Scammers holding him hostage #9: Talabani told the only knee treatment available is in Reno. Dr. Beverly Skinner wheeled him over to the scammers. Currently cell mates with Okie. #8: Big Red RV button in CBI made with cheap Chinese Plastic. Needs repaired. #7: Maliki drafted to play the role of Mr. Spacely in the live action remake of "The Jetsons." #6: Chipmunks powering Baghdad electricity go on strike demanding better nuts. #5: Madame Wu opens Chinese restaurant in Reno to feed duped Dinarians #4: Obama deines existence of the Dinar. Tells Dinarians "You didn't buy that." #3: Biden goes to Baghdad and gives a speech......need we say more. #2: Shabibi horrified to discover Lower Denoms have pictures of Bush, Rumsfeld, and Cheney And the number one reason that the RV has been delayed: (Drum Roll Please) Iraq Parliament declares that all days ending in the letter "Y" are now official holidays. Gee, I wonder where you got that from???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cajunrescuemedic Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Love it...thanks for the post. GO RV !!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Deborah... That was funny . Welcome to the Forum. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted September 8, 2012 Report Share Posted September 8, 2012 Deborah... love your humor... your gonna get along just fine around your new DV friends!!! Come On RV Baby....it's time to "git-r-dun"!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deborah Layne Posted September 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 Gee, I wonder where you got that from???? Why, I made it up myself, APforPM. What, do you think I would gank something like that? Puh, lease... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skitealwedrop Posted September 10, 2012 Report Share Posted September 10, 2012 (edited) Your funny as hell, Deborah. Thanks for the laugh. I needed a good one. #2 cracks me up! Edited September 10, 2012 by skitealwedrop 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin-Powers-for-PM Posted September 15, 2012 Report Share Posted September 15, 2012 Why, I made it up myself, APforPM. What, do you think I would gank something like that? Puh, lease... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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