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> Rules for Kickin' Ass

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> Rules for the Non-Military

>

> Make sure you read #13

>

> Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our

> great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the

> military.

>

> For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are

> a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:

>

>

> 1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat)

> during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.

>

> 2.. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag

> in protest - kick their ass.

>

> 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the

> highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing

> otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans

> fought for the very freedom they bask in every second.

> Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make

> this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks

> their ass.

>

>

> 4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were.

> Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling

> Others that you used to be 'Special Forces'.

>

> Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were

> seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get your

> ass kicked.

>

>

> 5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them,

> 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such

> ignorance

> deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).

>

> 6. If you witness someone calling the Coast Guard 'non-military',

> inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass.

>

>

> 7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on

>

> your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your

> heart.

> Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be

> carrying her

> - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe

> ass-kicking.

>

>

> 9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying

> it!

> If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would kick your

> ass!

>

> 10. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines*), 'Grunt' (*Army*),

> 'Squid' (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers'(*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of

> endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service

> member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them

> could get your

> ass kicked.

>

> 11. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the

> military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and

> religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please

> remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors,

> marines and airmen

> far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for

> our

> military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our

> Country

> would get it's ass kicked.

>

>

> 12. It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of

> the press.

>

> It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.

>

> It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom

> to demonstrate.

>

> It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag,

> and whose coffin

> is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.

>

> AND ONE MORE:

>

> 13. If you ever see anyone singing the national anthem in Spanish -

> KICK THEIR ASS.

>

> ONE LAST THING:

> If you got this email and didn't pass it on - guess what - you deserve

> to get your ass kicked!

>

>

> I sent this to you, Not because I didn't want to get my ass kicked BUT

> BECAUSE YOU ARE VERY, VERY SPECIAL TO ME AND I KNOW YOU WILL NOT BE

> OFFENDED AND ARE PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN AND WILL FORWARD THIS ALSO.

> THANK YOU

>

> WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE! IN GOD WE

> TRUST

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