delta22 Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat. About that time, I got home and realized her predicament. We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts. Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room. The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.). Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before." The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them...... I just never saw one mounted and framed." <br clear="all"> 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gooserider67 Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 ROTF.... Thanks Delta 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smee2 Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 Finally ... a true original ... well worth laughing at ... and thank you Delta for sharing. smee2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genx4me Posted August 26, 2012 Report Share Posted August 26, 2012 :lol: :lol: Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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