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A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling

Back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches,

"Can I help you Sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies.

The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's willy hanging

Out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without

Missing a beat, blurts out....

"Holy ****! My girlfriend's gone, too!!

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A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling

Back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches,

"Can I help you Sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies.

The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wi hanging

Out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without

Missing a beat, blurts out....

"Holy ****! My girlfriend's gone, too!!

Lmao...good one Delta :lol:

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Thanks Cris, I tried to fix it but it said I didn't have permission to edit my own post. I think there must be a bug in the machine this site has been messing up posts lately.:huh:

Hey buddy......I think you've said some of these come from E-mail

If you want to post those 'clean', there's an easy way to do that.

Left click and drag with your mouse to highlight the portion of the

document that you want to keep....

Right click 'copy'....and it saves that area in memory.

Open a 'start new topic' here on DV.

Right click.....and hit 'paste'

That will bring only what you have highlighted to your post.

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