delta22 Posted August 21, 2012 Report Share Posted August 21, 2012 A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling Back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you Sir?" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies. The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's willy hanging Out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without Missing a beat, blurts out.... "Holy ****! My girlfriend's gone, too!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastarnie Posted August 21, 2012 Report Share Posted August 21, 2012 Ok, so cars really do get the girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delta22 Posted August 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2012 OK you guys need to fix your site. This s hit isn't funny! When I tried to edit you tell me I don't have permission to edit my own post!!!!! WTF . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cris Posted August 21, 2012 Report Share Posted August 21, 2012 (edited) A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling Back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you Sir?" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies. The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?" "It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the man replies. About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wi hanging Out of his fly for all the world to see. He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?" Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without Missing a beat, blurts out.... "Holy ****! My girlfriend's gone, too!! Lmao...good one Delta Edited August 21, 2012 by cris 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delta22 Posted August 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2012 Thanks Cris, I tried to fix it but it said I didn't have permission to edit my own post. I think there must be a bug in the machine this site has been messing up posts lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cris Posted August 21, 2012 Report Share Posted August 21, 2012 Thanks Cris, I tried to fix it but it said I didn't have permission to edit my own post. I think there must be a bug in the machine this site has been messing up posts lately. Hey buddy......I think you've said some of these come from E-mail If you want to post those 'clean', there's an easy way to do that. Left click and drag with your mouse to highlight the portion of the document that you want to keep.... Right click 'copy'....and it saves that area in memory. Open a 'start new topic' here on DV. Right click.....and hit 'paste' That will bring only what you have highlighted to your post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delta22 Posted August 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2012 Cris,thanks but that is exactly what I did and have been doing from the begining. Which is why I think it might be an error on this site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cris Posted August 21, 2012 Report Share Posted August 21, 2012 (edited) Hmmm....I dont know then. I've seen it happen to others posts, If it ever happens to mine, I'll investigate to see what it is Edited August 21, 2012 by cris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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