delta22 Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 Hi Everyone, I'm sure many of you have read "10 foods that are bad for you" or "Snacks that are bad for your health". After much research I have compiled a list of foods that everyone should AVOID! 1. Any food you can't remember putting in the refrigerator. 2. Any food that has changed states (gone from solid to liquid, or the opposite) 3. Any food or drink that is sporting a gray fuzzy cover. 4. Any food more than 2 months out of date. 5. Any product in containers that is changing shape (such as a can that now resembles a ball). 6. Any product in a container so rusted that you must open it to identify the contents. 7. Any product that can move out of the container by itself. 8. Any product your dog won't eat. 9. Any product that releases toxic fumes or causes memory loss upon opening. 10. Any product that has not changed appearance or odor even though it has been with you since high school. All other foods probably won't harm you, unless you so addicted that you eat nothing else. 21 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delta22 Posted August 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 Wow here's some humor that went south . Sideways too! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frogee Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 Hey, whats with the negs, I thought it was funny. If you don't have a sense of humor that is your fault. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tampabay6 Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 Hey folks! This guy comes on here to post a joke to try to give us all a laugh; he files it properly in the "Off Topic" section, and he had gotten 5 negatives, as of the time I first visited the thread, about an hour after he did the posting? WTF? Aren't NEGS supposed to be reserved for those silly people who post Okie's chat logs into the News section next to the reports from Al-Jazeera, or those unhappy folks who are just outrageously uncivil while arguing? Is that the level that this forum has descended to, that if someone posts a joke that he thinks is funny, that I think is funny, and probably many others will too... that he gets NEGGED? So what if it's corny? Neggers GET A LIFE! The rest of you, help me even him out !!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 (edited) Would be interestng ( to me at least) to try and understand why your post got negged..... What kind of psychological shake you gave those 3... I ran out of pluses and am unable to even you out at this time. Edited August 20, 2012 by umbertino 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kliklok00 Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 Hi Everyone, I'm sure many of you have read "10 foods that are bad for you" or "Snacks that are bad for your health". After much research I have compiled a list of foods that everyone should AVOID! 1. Any food you can't remember putting in the refrigerator. 2. Any food that has changed states (gone from solid to liquid, or the opposite) 3. Any food or drink that is sporting a gray fuzzy cover. 4. Any food more than 2 months out of date. 5. Any product in containers that is changing shape (such as a can that now resembles a ball). 6. Any product in a container so rusted that you must open it to identify the contents. 7. Any product that can move out of the container by itself. 8. Any product your dog won't eat. 9. Any product that releases toxic fumes or causes memory loss upon opening. 10. Any product that has not changed appearance or odor even though it has been with you since high school. All other foods probably won't harm you, unless you so addicted that you eat nothing else. #9 is deadly...you open, you forget, you eat...you die (or throw up all night wishing you died)... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamblinkid Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 Gave you a plussy 1! We need more humor. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 The US is most likely the Country where People have the widest choice of different types of foods available to them. Which makes things difficult when it comes to excluding ( for whatever reason) some of them... And then one has to consider the loyalty factor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cris Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 (edited) Lmao....good one Delta +1 Edited August 20, 2012 by cris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamagirl Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 +1 Delta... what's up people?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiveDeepSix Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 +1 Buddy, keep em coming!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 Delta, I had a product that disappeared from my fridge for two weeks and then mysteriously reappeared back in a house that had spooky things goin' on. Bread and butter pickles, I thought a couple minutes and said "Aww what the heck" and ate 'em anyway. Thought you'd all like to know. C 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattyangel Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 When in doubt, just trash it... is my way of thinking. Delta thanks for the humor. Plus +1 to you my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snotrocket Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 I'd like to add "Vegemite" to your list. My daughter brought some home from Australia.... Wow! That is an ....interesting flavor! My son said it best..."That tastes like butt!". What is Malt extract, anyway? Oh, and MREs - any kind. They're technically "food" and they will keep you alive...... you'll just wish you were dead after a couple days! +1 Thanks Delta 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooked Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 You just reminded me of last nights dinner. I ordered a cheesesteak and extra crispy fries. Steak was great but the fries tasted like they were cooked in motor oil. Yuk. Thanks for the laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desimo Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 If you need to pack heat in order to clean out your refrig you know you are in trouble. If you need a hazmat suit in order to clean out your refrig you know you are in trouble. If your refrig is able to clean out itself you know you are in trouble. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiveDeepSix Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 I'd like to add "Vegemite" to your list. My daughter brought some home from Australia.... Wow! That is an ....interesting flavor! My son said it best..."That tastes like butt!". What is Malt extract, anyway? Oh, and MREs - any kind. They're technically "food" and they will keep you alive...... you'll just wish you were dead after a couple days! +1 Thanks Delta ROFLMAO right on with the MRE's, they taste like formaldehyde, but hey you can enbalm yourself with every meal. My dog won't even eat em, and he eats everything. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delta22 Posted August 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 Dive/Snotrocket if you think MRE's are bad you should have had the C-rats lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magawatt Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 (edited) KISS: if it bubbles and it shouldn't, dump it. Edited August 20, 2012 by magawatt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biker Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 Dam that means ill have to throw out every thing in my frig. Ill feel like a street person then. But there could be an up beat to this, if i do that i mite be able to get off all my antibiotics and meds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeepguy Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 WAIT A DANG MINUTE ------ be right back .......................................... you mean this stuff with fuzz on it isn`t going too cure illness ,,,, i thought mold was part of the tetnius part that wards off lock jaw and other illment,,,,, ??????? and the pink mayonase ,,,,, isn`t it now thousand islands ?????? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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