randalln Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as its slowest buffalo.........And when the herd is hunted ............it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the health of the herd ........ Because......... the regular killing of the weakest........speeds up the herd as a whole . Much in the same way that the Brain ............can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells . Now as we know..........excessive intake of alcohol kills braincells ......But naturally ........It attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first . In this way..................regular consumption of Beer eliminates the weaker brain cells .....In turn......making the brain a faster more efficient machine . And thats why you always feel smarter after a few beers 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadita Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Have you tested it yet...? and how smarter do you feel...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 That makes me a Genius !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perspective2011 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 You had me with the title! I am having a few beers that's been WAY OVERDUE!!! lol My drink of choice tonight is Bud Light Platinum. It has more alcohol than Bud Light which means I should get smarter faster, right?!?? Cheers! PS. The monkey in my avatar has had a few more drinks than me, but he prefers banana daiquiris. Frigging monkey cracks me up when I look at it! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randalln Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Have you tested it yet...? and how smarter do you feel...? Im working on my degree in beer as we speak 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cris Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 If you want a quicker way to thin the herd of the weakest brain cells.....drink whiskey....Im having one right now, and I feel brilliant 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perspective2011 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Im working on my degree in beer as we speak Awesome, study group tonight! hah If you want a quicker way to thin the herd of the weakest brain cells.....drink whiskey....Im having one right now, and I feel brilliant Hmmmm, I have some Jose in the cabinet.. Might need to put this beer down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randalln Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 You had me with the title! I am having a few beers that's been WAY OVERDUE!!! lol My drink of choice tonight is Bud Light Platinum. It has more alcohol than Bud Light which means I should get smarter faster, right?!?? Cheers! PS. The money in my avatar has had a few more than me so far. Frigging monkey cracks me up when I look at it! In theory this is true ......and I too am drinking Platinum ....we will compare note at the end of class .....hahahahahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perspective2011 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 In theory this is true ......and I too am drinking Platinum ....we will compare note at the end of class .....hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahhaha, that's great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randalln Posted May 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 If you want a quicker way to thin the herd of the weakest brain cells.....drink whiskey....Im having one right now, and I feel brilliant Just remember If you speed up the herd too fast they will have to stop to eat .......and that could turn in to a disaster for he faster cells also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perspective2011 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Just remember If you speed up the herd too fast they will have to stop to eat .......and that could turn in to a disaster for he faster cells also I know my brain cells prefer Taco Bell when they have finished their journey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadita Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 You had me with the title! I am having a few beers that's been WAY OVERDUE!!! lol My drink of choice tonight is Bud Light Platinum. It has more alcohol than Bud Light which means I should get smarter faster, right?!?? Cheers! PS. The monkey in my avatar has had a few more drinks than me, but he prefers banana daiquiris. Frigging monkey cracks me up when I look at it! Bud Light Platinum...? that sounds like something you need after a hard long day at work so it makes you smarter and faster tonight and tomorrow you be dragging your tail lol lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perspective2011 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Bud Light Platinum...? that sounds like something you need after a hard long day at work so it makes you smarter and faster tonight and tomorrow you be dragging your tail lol lol You got that right! Nope, I drink smart. I drink a 16 oz bottle of water between every 2-3 beers. Wake up feeling great because I helped relieve some built up stress from my mind and still hydrated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadita Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Im working on my degree in beer as we speak Are you going for bachelor or master...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perspective2011 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Are you going for bachelor or master...? Naditia, you know Randalln doesn't play around, he is going for his PhD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadita Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 You got that right! Nope, I drink smart. I drink a 16 oz bottle of water between every 2-3 beers. Wake up feeling great because I helped relieve some built up stress from my mind and still hydrated Ahhh.... good to know from your perspective how to drink beer... should I try some tonight..? I think I have corona and some lemon and then I might take some whiskey to relax me a bit but can't have banana daquiri as I don't have rum but I have banana and strawberry...can I put amaretto in it..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genx4me Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as its slowest buffalo.........And when the herd is hunted ............it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the health of the herd ........ Because......... the regular killing of the weakest........speeds up the herd as a whole . Much in the same way that the Brain ............can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells . Now as we know..........excessive intake of alcohol kills braincells ......But naturally ........It attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first . In this way..................regular consumption of Beer eliminates the weaker brain cells .....In turn......making the brain a faster more efficient machine . And thats why you always feel smarter after a few beers Hahaha! Ooook. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadita Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Naditia, you know Randalln doesn't play around, he is going for his PhD. So how many semesters to get his PhD..? who is giving the ceremony...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tandy Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 randallin....shanks a heapin bunches fer dat poshh...as I sit hear (hic) trying to abshorb der wishdom in yer posh...I realeyes I mush be (hic) schmarter thn i thot...cause I alredy thot the ways to make dubwiser...budwiser waz to send hem to schhool (hic)....I tink I will drunk 1 for the road I mean bed and see if I feel schmarter in the mournin...thinks for makin us rednecks have redeyes and be much filed wit grate wisedom...come on RV fore we git drunk and smarter 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadita Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 That makes me a Genius !!! You mean like Einstein or Eddison..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cris Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Just remember If you speed up the herd too fast they will have to stop to eat .......and that could turn in to a disaster for he faster cells also Good point....I'll mix some coke with my whiskey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadita Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 You got that right! Nope, I drink smart. I drink a 16 oz bottle of water between every 2-3 beers. Wake up feeling great because I helped relieve some built up stress from my mind and still hydrated Pers How often do you make it to the bathroom or you just hold the urge...? lol lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perspective2011 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 Ahhh.... good to know from your perspective how to drink beer... should I try some tonight..? I think I have corona and some lemon and then I might take some whiskey to relax me a bit but can't have banana daquiri as I don't have rum but I have banana and strawberry...can I put amaretto in it..? It works too! Heck yea! Crack one open and join the club. I have some Jose, if you take a shot let me know and I will match you a shot. I treated to monkey a B.D. but he says amaretto might not be so good, at least I think that is what he means when he threw my water at me. Pers How often do you make it to the bathroom or you just hold the urge...? lol lol I have the bladder of a bear, lol. True story, I was taking so long in a public restroom before that some guys started laughing and said "the guy sounds like a bear peeing" I laughed so hard I cried while trying to keep my aim! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadita Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 It works too! Heck yea! Crack one open and join the club. I have some Jose, if you take a shot let me know and I will match you a shot. I treated to monkey a B.D. but he says amaretto might not be so good, at least I think that is what he means when he threw my water at me. Are we talking Jose shot...? haven't had one in a while how many shots can you match before you snore on the table...? lol lol It works too! Heck yea! Crack one open and join the club. I have some Jose, if you take a shot let me know and I will match you a shot. I treated to monkey a B.D. but he says amaretto might not be so good, at least I think that is what he means when he threw my water at me. I have the bladder of a bear, lol. True story, I was taking so long in a public restroom before that some guys started laughing and said "the guy sounds like a bear peeing" I laughed so hard I cried while trying to keep my aim! I don't know that bear takes so long... I bet your aiming was spraying lol lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perspective2011 Posted May 23, 2012 Report Share Posted May 23, 2012 So how many semesters to get his PhD..? who is giving the ceremony...? I will get back to you after I can count straight from drinking, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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